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    In my course I’m in the 95th percentile. Can count the people I deem as bright students on my fingers. How about you? Are you one of the best in your course, one of the worst or somewhere in the middle?
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    have to study as if my life depends on it to scrape a 2:1
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    In my course I’m in the 95th percentile. Can count the people I deem as bright students on my fingers. How about you? Are you one of the best in your course, one of the worst or somewhere in the middle?
    Out of interest, how do you know you're in the 95th percentile?
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    Doesn't sound like you're on a very good course if there is only a handful of students who are "bright". Being top 5% out of a bunch of thickos is rather unimpressive, to be frank.

    And don't you worry about how I am doing.
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    (Original post by Notorious_B.I.G.)
    Doesn't sound like you're on a very good course if there is only a handful of students who are "bright". Being top 5% out of a bunch of thickos is rather unimpressive, to be frank.

    And don't you worry about how I am doing.
    Yeah bro, Mechanical engineering easiest course ever it’s piss innit
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    (Original post by PhoenixFortune)
    Out of interest, how do you know you're in the 95th percentile?

    I’m sitting comfortably on a high first. Roughly 90% overall
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    Must be a horrific uni
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    I'm okay, I think. I hardly revise, so I'm not doing as well as I could be. I thought I performed decently in the test (would have been better if only I remembered to apply a continuity correction to the CLT!). I don't know how I am in comparison to others, because the only way I'd know is if I'd ask how everyone had performed, but I don't speak to most people.
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    (Original post by SherlockD)
    Must be a horrific uni
    London Met. Best uni in the UK tbh... Quite possibly best worlwide too. We just recently left the Russell Group because honestly the other unis in it are pretty lame.
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    London Met. Best uni in the UK tbh... Quite possibly best worlwide too
    Looooooool, explains the 95th percentile. London met is truly horrific
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    Yeah bro, Mechanical engineering easiest course ever it’s piss innit
    Yeah, but you said a handful on your course (i.e. the mechanical engineering course at your uni) rather than mechanical engineering per se. Maths at Edinburgh Napier is dossier than French at Edinburgh.

    And your course has the 3rd highest rate of firsts. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education...?frame=2276252 There are few subjects where it is even possible for someone to get 90%, never mind several people every year managing it.
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    (Original post by Notorious_B.I.G.)
    Yeah, but you said a handful on your course (i.e. the mechanical engineering course at your uni) rather than mechanical engineering per se. Maths at Edinburgh Napier is dossier than French at Edinburgh.

    And your course has the 3rd highest rate of firsts. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education...?frame=2276252 There are few subjects where it is even possible for someone to get 90%, never mind several people every year managing it.
    All the better for me then. Might switch courses soon to women’s studies though. Man’s gonna get more poon
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    (Original post by SherlockD)
    Looooooool, explains the 95th percentile. London met is truly horrific
    How dare you! It’s the best Uni in the UK for Beauty and Therapy!
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    All the better for me then. Might switch courses soon to women’s studies though. Man’s gonna get more poon
    Do you have any women on your course? They knew what they signed up for ...

    But seriously, your uni just isn't good or are you a savant?
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    (Original post by Notorious_B.I.G.)
    Do you have any women on your course? They knew what they signed up for ...

    But seriously, your uni just isn't good or are you a savant?
    Thought it was kind of obvious by now that I’m just having a laugh:laugh:

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    My uni is good and I’m not in the 95th percentile, but so far I am sitting on a first. Surprisingly there’s more girls than expected...and by that I mean probably like 4% girls lol
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    In my course I’m in the 95th percentile. Can count the people I deem as bright students on my fingers. How about you? Are you one of the best in your course, one of the worst or somewhere in the middle?
    Are we talking Cambridge or Aston here? One is worth shouting about, one is not.
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    Thought it was kind of obvious by now that I’m just having a laugh:laugh:

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    My uni is good and I’m not in the 95th percentile, but so far I am sitting on a first. Surprisingly there’s more girls than expected...and by that I mean probably like 4% girls lol

    Are they hounded, or are the engineering lads too meek and dweeby to claim the prize?
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    idk my uni is retarded and won't release** class lists because muh mental health
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    (Original post by JohanGRK)
    idk my uni is retarded and won't refuse class lists because muh mental health
    won't refuse class lists

    It's your uni which is retarded, eh?
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    (Original post by Notorious_B.I.G.)
    won't refuse class lists

    It's your uni which is retarded, eh?
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