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    Ever since my 9 year old sister brought home an orange dinosaur to keep as her pet last week, the house has been nothing but trouble!

    He calls himself "Orangey" but then goes on to say he's "purple, and green, and red, and blue" and worst of all, he CANNOT STOP urinating and producing excrement. Should we take him to a vet or something, in his own words, he can't stop "snaggering" and has ruined a perfectly good tablecloth!!!

    How can I get him back?? If I insult him he just yells "Thanku, bruv!!!" and he says he likes being hated. Can't kick him out of the house cause my sister will be heartbroken, what can I do???
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Ever since my 9 year old sister brought home an orange dinosaur to keep as her pet last week, the house has been nothing but trouble!

    He calls himself "Orangey" but then goes on to say he's "purple, and green, and red, and blue" and worst of all, he CANNOT STOP urinating and producing excrement. Should we take him to a vet or something, in his own words, he can't stop "snaggering" and has ruined a perfectly good tablecloth!!!

    How can I get him back?? If I insult him he just yells "Thanku, bruv!!!" and he says he likes being hated. Can't kick him out of the house cause my sister will be heartbroken, what can I do???
    Dinosaurs are extinct.
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    (Original post by IDOZ)
    Dinosaurs are extinct.
    Unfortunately true. OP's sister has probably kidnapped a schoolmate or something.
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    (Original post by Tootles)
    Unfortunately true. OP's sister has probably kidnapped a schoolmate or something.
    Probably...
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    shouldn't have gone Anon, I would have given you a rep for making me laugh.
 
 
 
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