Create a 'Roses are red, violets are blue' poem

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After last years thread, its time for another Valentine's Day is coming up, lets make our own roses are red poems Image they can be as romantic or as unromantic as you please


Roses are red,
Violets are blue
You are kind of cute
But my cats are still better than you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
The government is in shambles
And so are you
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I've got a JustEat voucher
How about a munchy box for two?
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Roses are red
Violets are blueish
With poems like these
No wonder you're shrewish!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I lost my ring,
When I fingered you.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shinderu

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Press the 'back' button
So I can get rid of you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Which do you prefer?
So I can get them for you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's time I got a life
What about you...

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(Original post by TheEyeOfBaradDur)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shinderu

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Press the 'back' button
So I can get rid of you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Which do you prefer?
So I can get them for you
pretty dank tbh
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Roses are red,
Violets aren't blue,
Actually they're purple...
Damn.
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roses are red
violets are blue
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have some chocolates
and they aren't for you.
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(Original post by TheEyeOfBaradDur)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shinderu

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Press the 'back' button
So I can get rid of you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Which do you prefer?
So I can get them for you
This one is the best🤣🤣
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A pithy Buddhist one:

Roses are red
Samsara is true
I'll not reach nirvana
If I'm too attached to you
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One that Nagarjuna (should have) penned:

Roses are red
Roses are not red
Roses are both red and not red
Roses are neither red nor not red.
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Roses are red,
TSR is blue,
answering "are my grades good enough" is all you'll ever do
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait they are purple...
F*** you?
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Roses are blue
Violets are red
I want you
In my bed

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a life
What about you?

Roses are blue
Violets are red
My love for you
Is dead


The last two are a bit unromantic :/
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TSR version....

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I'm having a sexual relationship with a tortoise
AMA
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
What happened to you?
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