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Create a 'Roses are red, violets are blue' poem watch

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    After last years thread, its time for another Valentine's Day is coming up, lets make our own roses are red poems they can be as romantic or as unromantic as you please


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    You are kind of cute
    But my cats are still better than you
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The government is in shambles
    And so are you
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    I've got a JustEat voucher
    How about a munchy box for two?
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blueish
    With poems like these
    No wonder you're shrewish!
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I lost my ring,
    When I fingered you.
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Omae wa mou
    Shinderu

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Press the 'back' button
    So I can get rid of you

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Which do you prefer?
    So I can get them for you
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    It's time I got a life
    What about you...

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    (Original post by TheEyeOfBaradDur)
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Omae wa mou
    Shinderu

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Press the 'back' button
    So I can get rid of you

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Which do you prefer?
    So I can get them for you
    pretty dank tbh
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    Roses are red,
    Violets aren't blue,
    Actually they're purple...
    Damn.
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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    Posted on the TSR App. Download from Apple or Google Play
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have some chocolates
    and they aren't for you.
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    (Original post by TheEyeOfBaradDur)
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Omae wa mou
    Shinderu

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Press the 'back' button
    So I can get rid of you

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Which do you prefer?
    So I can get them for you
    This one is the best🤣🤣
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    A pithy Buddhist one:

    Roses are red
    Samsara is true
    I'll not reach nirvana
    If I'm too attached to you
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    One that Nagarjuna (should have) penned:

    Roses are red
    Roses are not red
    Roses are both red and not red
    Roses are neither red nor not red.
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    Roses are red,
    TSR is blue,
    answering "are my grades good enough" is all you'll ever do
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Wait they are purple...
    F*** you?
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    Roses are blue
    Violets are red
    I want you
    In my bed

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a life
    What about you?

    Roses are blue
    Violets are red
    My love for you
    Is dead


    The last two are a bit unromantic :/
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    TSR version....

    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    I'm having a sexual relationship with a tortoise
    AMA
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I was born beautiful,
    What happened to you?
 
 
 
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