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    Heyy guys, so I was talking to a guy and he realised that Valentines day is tomorrow, so to impress me or make me laugh, this was the line that he said to me: 'Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine' I mean at first it was quite cute but then I read it again and I realised how cringe it sounded, to you guys it probs wont but to me it did, legit cracked up

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    All pick up lines are cringy to be quite honest.

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    (Original post by The Night King)
    All pick up lines are cringy to be quite honest.

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    Is your dad a baker? cause you’ve got a nice set of buns

    Tbh it depends how the person puts it into a convo, some just say it randomly to get some laughter out of it, others plan it right
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    They're supposed to be cringe, it's an ice breaker to make you laugh so then you can say "I'm sorry, that was really bad... anyway, I'm [insert your name]".
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    I am not sure pick-up lines exist in reality. If they're used, they're used out of cowardice. They're said so if you are rejected, you can then play on the fact that you were using the line ironically and you can save face.

    The only time lasses actually give serious chat-ups is when you're at the bar: "so are you gonna buy me a drink?"—said with all the confidence and sass in the world. I guess the cringe comes when you tell them to **** off, and slide away snickering.
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    "Excuse me, you just dropped something."

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    "Your standards. Hi I'm UWS."
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    (Original post by UWS)
    "Excuse me, you just dropped something."

    "What?"

    "Your standards. Hi I'm UWS."
    If someone approached me with this line, I’d be all over them :rofl:
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    (Original post by AkshayManjunath)
    Are you the eroding joint cartilage that causes osteo-arthritis? Cause you make me go weak in the knees...
    Lol did someone acc say that to u?
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    (Original post by TheGirlFelonXxXx)
    Lol did someone acc say that to u?
    No, heard it as a joke once though 😂
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    (Original post by Notorious_B.I.G.)
    I am not sure pick-up lines exist in reality. If they're used, they're used out of cowardice. They're said so if you are rejected, you can then play on the fact that you were using the line ironically and you can save face.

    The only time lasses actually give serious chat-ups is when you're at the bar: "so are you gonna buy me a drink?"—said with all the confidence and sass in the world. I guess the cringe comes when you tell them to **** off, and slide away snickering.
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Perfect.
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