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    depends. ive had a few occasions of funny sex with a v tipsy boyfriend (if he's been out drinking with mates and ive been at home and he comes back to mine). definitely not brilliant sex but entertaining and he was a bit bolder and more open. if a tipsy boyfriend wanted me to come over i would say no but if they came to mine i'd be up for it.
    both parties drunk = fantastic sex
    never just been me drunk though.

    tbh i don't think i'd ever find myself in the position of being with someone who wasn't a boyfriend/someone i was seeing, where they were drunk and i wasn't and we decide to have sex. i'd probably just say nah and cuddle instead.

    definitely wouldn't enjoy it if they were very drunk. would probs have difficulty getting it up anyway.
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    (Original post by ANM775)
    How do you think you came into being?

    A stalk came and carried you to your parents doorstep?


    How do you think you will one day reproduce

    single cell division?
    I personally think sex is disgusting.

    That doesn't mean I don't believe in sexual reproduction.

    Also I do not want to have sex at all! Not everyone wants to reproduce.
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    :laugh:

    Christ.
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    (Original post by erratic_deus)
    I personally think sex is disgusting.

    That doesn't mean I don't believe in sexual reproduction.

    Also I do not want to have sex at all! Not everyone wants to reproduce.
    Oh my sweet summer child.
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    Well, I'm not keen on reproducing. Shagging, however, is ****ing great.
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    (Original post by Notoriety)
    Oh my sweet summer child.
    What are you on about.
    It isn't even summer!
    I'm 15y9m7days old.
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    Well, I'm not keen on reproducing. Shagging, however, is ****ing great.
    Well put. As Mother told me when I was a bairn, *** cuddles don't always lead to babies.
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    (Original post by erratic_deus)
    What are you on about.
    It isn't even summer!
    I'm 15y9m7days old.
    How many minutes?
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    (Original post by erratic_deus)
    I don't count minutes.
    I don't believe in time.
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    I don't believe in time.
    TSR has honestly been f***in great today...or well yesterday actually:laugh:
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    (Original post by erratic_deus)
    Well then you're stupid!
    Why wouldn't you believe in time?
    Isaac Newton if I recall believed in it.
    And what do you write at the top right of your book everyday?
    I don't believe in books either. I scribe onto palm leaves.

    Time has disappointed me one too many times.
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    (Original post by erratic_deus)
    Well then you're stupid!
    Why wouldn't you believe in time?
    Isaac Newton if I recall believed in it.
    And what do you write at the top right of your book everyday?
    Isaac Newton was a beta virgin. He also plagiarised gravity.
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    Isaac Newton was a beta virgin. He also plagiarised gravity.
    I bet Liebniz would win if the two of them had a fight.
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    (Original post by erratic_deus)
    What. This has nothing to do with the post and you make no sense. I'm reporting!
    It's ok, I don't believe in moderators either. They cannot hurt me.
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    (Original post by erratic_deus)
    What.This has nothing to do with the post and you make no sense. I'm reporting!
    Oh man :rofl: ^

    (Original post by gjd800)
    I bet Liebniz would win if the two of them had a fight.
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    Isaac Newton was a beta virgin. He also plagiarised gravity.
    What is wrong with being a virgin!

    I'm also sure you'll contribute far more to the scientific community than h has.
    While you are at it. I want a chip that can be installed into my hand, the size of a nanometer which is super magnetic (not sure but it can get anything there isn't a word for it yet). It can also be activated through activity in your brain thus enabling the human person to collect anything they want made of anything like magic.
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    Oh man :rofl: ^
    I don't think she got the subtlety of the joke. Ne'ermind.
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    Reported for making no sense.

    Expect a visit from GSG9.
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    I don't think she got the subtlety of the joke. Ne'ermind.
    F*** it. I want to take whatever she’s having.


    (Original post by erratic_deus)
    What is wrong with being a virgin!

    I'm also sure you'll contribute far more to the scientific community than h has.
    While you are at it. I want a chip that can be installed into my hand, the size of a nanometer which is super magnetic (not sure but it can get anything there isn't a word for it yet). It can also be activated through activity in your brain thus enabling the human person to collect anything they want made of anything like magic.
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    Reported for making no sense.

    Expect a visit from GSG9.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CbvOhdz8_w

    I want this to happen for real!
 
 
 
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