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I want to **** the chef watch

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    I ate somewhere with my friend and her boyfriend on valentines day. And of course, i was third wheeling. The only thing i was looking forward to was the food. The food i ate was probably the closest thing to sex. It was orgasmic. The best thing i’ve ever tasted before. A man who cooks like that can like.. get it. I’m very single and the chef is single too. I know hes single because i stalked him on facebook. I cant stop thinking about him. What can i do? He’s around 30 and i’m 21.
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    He's out of your league
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    take a chicken into his kitchen and say you need stuffing
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    You third wheeled on valentines day? You're deffo ugly lmao
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    (Original post by Caesar333)
    You third wheeled on valentines day? You're deffo ugly lmao
    I get called beautiful a lot and i get asked out a lot.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I get called beautiful a lot and i get asked out a lot.
    theyre lying hun
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    I get called beautiful a lot and i get asked out a lot.
    Couldn't find a date for Valentine's though :flute:
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    One approach might be to contact him on facebook, say which dish you liked most when you ate at his restaurant, and ask if he can tell you how to cook it. OK, bit of a transparent opening, but better to say something, anything, than nothing.

    Please keep your eyes open. Just because he's a great cook, doesn't mean to say he's compatible with you.
    But yes, a nice meal for 2, when you havem't had to cook is so romantic - so he definitely has potential...
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    (Original post by Caesar333)
    theyre lying hun
    I’ve rejected them. Don’t be so rude to people you don’t know.

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    Couldn't find a date for Valentine's though :flute:
    I wasn’t searching for one. I’d rather be single than **** some of my “friends”.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)



    I wasn’t searching for one. I’d rather be single than **** some of my “friends”.
    Right, so you thought you should third wheel your friend?

    You're definitely that annoying friend of the pretty girl who thinks shes all that, no offence
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    Right, so you thought you should third wheel your friend?

    You're definitely that annoying friend of the pretty girl who thinks shes all that, no offence
    That’s funny because the boyfriend asked me out many times before he and my friend got together. Third wheel sounded a bit dramatic.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    That’s funny because the boyfriend asked me out many times before he and my friend got together. Third wheel sounded a bit dramatic.
    Now you're talking **** on anonymous.

    A hot girl wouldnt act like this.
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    Now you're talking **** on anonymous.

    A hot girl wouldnt act like this.
    You wouldn’t know how a hot girl acts. You don’t know every single girl on earth so stop making comments like that if you’re not going to be helpful. You’ve done nothing but hurt me!
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    It seems like you’re the side dish and not the main course.
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    (Original post by BusMan21)
    It seems like you’re the side dish and not the main course.
    This reply is underrated I just wanna say 10/10 my brother 😂😂😭😂😭😭😭😂 😂😂😂😂
 
 
 
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