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B1337 - Tea and Cereal Terrorism Bill 2018 watch

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    Also, the fluid in a coconut is coconut water, not coconut milk. It's only milk when mixed with the flesh.
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    Mr Speaker

    I ask the right honourable gentleman joecphillips how the state will be aware of the individual putting milk first without cameras being fitted into a individuals home? How do these acts hurt society as a whole?
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    As far as I'm concerned the addition of milk to most cereals is criminal.
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    (Original post by Jammy Duel)
    This is just poor, semi skimmed should also be banned and it should be a near blanket ban on milk in tea
    Would you accept that this is an improvement to the current system in place?
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    (Original post by CountBrandenburg)
    I find it utterly abhorrent that people dare to use fully skimmed milk and even worse, put milk in first for tea and cereal!!!
    I admire Joe for refusing to put Coffee on here because after all if someone puts milk in with coffee, it is an unspoken part of the British justice system that they receive the death penalty by caffeine poisoning.
    Call me a #FakeLiber if you want, but I will be voting Aye on this when it goes to Division
    #FakeLiber
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    (Original post by mr T 999)
    Mr Speaker

    I ask the right honourable gentleman joecphillips how the state will be aware of the individual putting milk first without cameras being fitted into a individuals home? How do these acts hurt society as a whole?
    Lots of crimes occur and get reported.

    If a relative or friend of yours was planning an act of terrorism would you report them or allow them to complete their attack?
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    (Original post by Saracen's Fez)
    As far as I'm concerned the addition of milk to most cereals is criminal.
    The right honourable gentlemen eats cereal on its own? lolwut
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    (Original post by mr T 999)
    The right honourable gentlemen eats cereal on its own? lolwut
    Yep. I don't want my cereal cold and wet, thanks.
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    (Original post by joecphillips)
    Would you accept that this is an improvement to the current system in place?
    It is an improvement but remains a poor show.

    (Original post by Saracen's Fez)
    Yep. I don't want my cereal cold and wet, thanks.
    Do you not have microwaves in Wales yet?
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    (Original post by mr T 999)
    The right honourable gentlemen eats cereal on its own? lolwut
    It seems being pm has a negative impact on people’s sanity
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    (Original post by Jammy Duel)
    Do you not have microwaves in Wales yet?
    Hot and wet sounds even worse tbh.
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    Milk actually sometimes needs to be put in first if you are drinking from fine china or other simmilar teacups, the milk obviously cools the incoming tea, without it you could shatter the teacup something very bad.
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    (Original post by joecphillips)
    Lots of crimes occur and get reported.

    If a relative or friend of yours was planning an act of terrorism would you report them or allow them to complete their attack?
    I would report them however putting milk first is not a act of terrorism. Definition of terrorism pulled from the oxford dictionary ''The unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.'' care to explain how putting milk first achieves that?

    What crime regarding putting milk first occur? Got any evidence or stats?
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    (Original post by AperfectBalance)
    Milk actually sometimes needs to be put in first if you are drinking from fine china or other simmilar teacups, the milk obviously cools the incoming tea, without it you could shatter the teacup something very bad.
    You are lucky I am not the absolute monarch of the uk, saying something like that at best killed at worst would have you exiled to France
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    (Original post by Saracen's Fez)
    Yep. I don't want my cereal cold and wet, thanks.
    That's a first eating cereal on its own you Welshman are weird
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    (Original post by mr T 999)
    I would report them however putting milk first is not a act of terrorism. Definition of terrorism pulled from the oxford dictionary ''The unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.'' care to explain how putting milk first achieves that?

    What crime regarding putting milk first occur? Got any evidence or stats?
    Intimidation and this bill would make it unlawful. There.
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    (Original post by joecphillips)
    You are lucky I am not the absolute monarch of the uk, saying something like that at best killed at worst would have you exiled to France
    Doing it for normal cups is comparable to mass murder but doing it because tradition and wanting to keep your fine cups safe.

    Doing it for the second reason is actually MORE British than just the standard teamaking.
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    (Original post by Jammy Duel)
    Intimidation and this bill would make it unlawful. There.
    So somehow pouring milk first would cause people to be intimidated? lolwut
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    (Original post by mr T 999)
    So somehow pouring milk first would cause people to be intimidated? lolwut
    Yup.
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    We should set up camps for those who use almond/other silly types of "milk"
 
 
 
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