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    Hello i seem to have got my penis stuck in my hamster cage please help it is urgent
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    (Original post by Amonkofmonk)
    Hello i seem to have got my penis stuck in my hamster cage please help it is urgent
    cut it off. its the only option
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    Reported to FBI for animal abuse!
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    Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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    I hear Nutella makes a good lubricant.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Have you tried turning it off and on again?
    instructions unclear, **** caught in ceiling fan
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    what u got a weak pullout game ?
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    You've really cocked it up this time.
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    ahh I remember those days, when I was so horny I literally stuck it in anything...
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