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National crisis KFC runs out of chicken watch

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    People have been calling 999 because they can't get KFC

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...-a3771416.html

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politi...cause-12063607
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    There’s already a thread for this.
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    Officers in Tower Hamlets were forced to say the so-called “crisis” is not a police matter after scores of London outlets were forced to close when they ran out of chicken.

    Amid the chaos, the east London police unit wrote on its Twitter page on Tuesday: “Please do not contact us about the #KFCCrisis - it is not a police matter if your favourite eatery is not serving the menu that you desire."
    This a joke, right? Surely nobody can be this ****ing stupid?

    ...oh wait, it says 'Tower Hamlets'. That explains everything.....
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    I wish I had known this was happening, my local was still selling chicken a couple of days ago. I'd have stockpiled Zinger Burgers and put them on eBay for the hordes of traumatised chicken fiends.
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    Chicken has become a crazy investment better than Bitcoin.
    Grab em while there still cheap.
    Bought 3 tons of chicken for £1.50 a kilo now there value has gone up charging £200 a kilo.
    Chicken investors like me are why KFC have no chicken.
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    KFC is s*** anyway bruv.
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    I swear there's like 19 million chickens in the world or something.
    Apparently there'd be like 40 chickens per person in the world.
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    Don't see the big fuss tbh.

    Plenty of other chicken shops mans can go eat.
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    There's always maccies?

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    Plus, maccies is probably nicer :P
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    (Original post by Wilfred Little)
    Don't see the big fuss tbh.

    Plenty of other chicken shops mans can go eat.
    Business is booming for Bossman Aziz on the outskirts of the high street.
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    Plenty of filthy "hot 'n' tasty" chicken shops around.

    Standard fare for London's inner city.
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    I dont think anyone actually called 999, police accounts just trying to get twitter famous
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    "Crisis"

    OTT much
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    Meanwhile there are people in the world with no food...

    Hardly a crisis. If I walk out my front door now, I've got a decent choice of places to eat. One is KFC. But there are many others.
 
 
 
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