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    Cruises appeal to the older generation, mostly people who are retired and with a bit of money who want to be around people just like them in a small space.

    So the idea of a Brexit themed cruise came to mind. To make it really brexity, it should only have brexit voters, mostly white, older, with a smattering of older Asians who don't want immigrants stealing the jobs they stole of the white British.

    The food should be completely British so roasts, soggy chips, toad in the hole, curries and Chinese takeaways, no foreign muck like brie or lager. There won't be any rationing because the passengers might start eating each other.

    To echo the war years that so many brexiters are so fond of, the Luftwaffen will be paid to bomb the cruise ship from time to time and the Kreigsmarine will be paid to fire a few torpedoes in its general direction.
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    A brexit themed cruise? Titanic springs to mind.
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    Guests would pay £100 for their food, order exactly from what they want the menu, then they all get served egg and chips because it's the "will of the people".
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    (Original post by Maker)
    The food should be completely British so roasts, soggy chips, toad in the hole, curries and Chinese takeaways, no foreign muck like brie or lager. There won't be any rationing because the passengers might start eating each other.
    Oh the irony. Only British food like curry and Chinese takeaway. Ha ha ha.

    I take it there would be no restaurants (French word) or cafes (French word) onboard?
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    (Original post by Maker)
    Cruises appeal to the older generation, mostly people who are retired and with a bit of money who want to be around people just like them in a small space.

    So the idea of a Brexit themed cruise came to mind. To make it really brexity, it should only have brexit voters, mostly white, older, with a smattering of older Asians who don't want immigrants stealing the jobs they stole of the white British.

    The food should be completely British so roasts, soggy chips, toad in the hole, curries and Chinese takeaways, no foreign muck like brie or lager. There won't be any rationing because the passengers might start eating each other.

    To echo the war years that so many brexiters are so fond of, the Luftwaffen will be paid to bomb the cruise ship from time to time and the Kreigsmarine will be paid to fire a few torpedoes in its general direction.
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    Oh the irony. Only British food like curry and Chinese takeaway. Ha ha ha.

    I take it there would be no restaurants (French word) or cafes (French word) onboard?

    I think it would have to be a very big ship because most English people (68% as of Jan 2018) want Brexit not just the old but the young support Brexit and we want kebabs on the ship too
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    (Original post by Ambitious1999)
    I think it would have to be a very big ship because most English people (68% as of Jan 2018) want Brexit not just the old but the young support Brexit and we want kebabs on the ship too
    I just find it amusing that you see kebabs as very British whilst larger and Brie are not, forgetting of course that we coined the phrase "larger lout" and that much of the Brie we now eat is made in the UK. I think food is a perfect example of how multi-cultural we have become without even thinking about it.
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    (Original post by ByEeek)
    I just find it amusing that you see kebabs as very British whilst larger and Brie are not, forgetting of course that we coined the phrase "larger lout" and that much of the Brie we now eat is made in the UK. I think food is a perfect example of how multi-cultural we have become without even thinking about it.
    There are not many foods native to Britain, most of the common food and drink British people like are foreign, e.g. chocolate, chips, pizza and tea.
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    And the Captain doesn't take them to the detinations they chose, but goes round in circles. And you have to wait 9 months before it actually starts.
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    They did that already. They got told to **** off by Bob Geldoff
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    And along the way they can watch as European vessels fish in the 200 nautical miles into the North Sea we have given away through EU membership.
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    (Original post by Maker)
    There are not many foods native to Britain, most of the common food and drink British people like are foreign, e.g. chocolate, chips, pizza and tea.
    Chips are English. Fish and chips is our most popular dish.
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    unfortunately there will be no fresh fruit or veg on board as these relied on European migrant workers to harvest them
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    (Original post by Ambitious1999)
    Chips are English. Fish and chips is our most popular dish.
    Chips came from Belgium and potatoes are from South America.
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    hahaha Brexit themed cruise sounds lit
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    Strong and stable should be written everywhere.
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    (Original post by Ambitious1999)
    Chips are English. Fish and chips is our most popular dish.
    chicken tikka is actually.
    (Original post by Maker)
    Chips came from Belgium and potatoes are from South America.
    Zing..
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    Possibly have a token 'remoaner' there for them to verbally abuse every 5 minutes for not being patriotic enough.
 
 
 
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