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    What is the longest time you have spent without doing a **** ..aka number 2?

    There is a drug dealer who has swallowed some drugs and is in police custody and he has currently having gone 34 days without emptying his bowels...

    http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/20/suspec...g-poo-7327236/


    I just don't see how this is possible?, my longest was 5/6 days due to constipation and it was painful as hell.......
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    (Original post by ANM775)
    What is the longest time you have spent without doing a **** ..aka number 2?

    There is a drug dealer who has swallowed some drugs and is in police custody and he has currently having gone 34 days without emptying his bowels...

    http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/20/suspec...g-poo-7327236/


    I just don't see how this is possible?, my longest was 5/6 days due to constipation and it was painfully as hell.......
    Probably like a day or something, mainly due to travelling long distances without much time for a break. Odd thread though :lol:
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Probably like a day or something, mainly due to travelling long distances without much time for a break. Odd thread though :lol:


    I read that news story and just wondered if anybody had got anywhere to close to it ...lol

    because at 5 or 6 days I was having involuntary muscle spasms in my ass where the constipated **** was trying to force it's way out and it literally felt like I was tearing some internal organs up in there ..the pain was so so bad...........
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    This threads so full of ****.
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    (Original post by ANM775)
    I read that news story and just wondered if anybody had got anywhere to close to it ...lol

    because at 5 or 6 days I was having involuntary muscle spasms in my ass where the constipated **** was trying to force it's way out and it literally felt like I was tearing some internal organs up in there ..the pain was so so bad...........
    Feels weird talking about it but I just do my business first thing in the morning, it's pretty routine.

    This is a strange conversation.
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    Is my watch wrong? Is it Friday night already?
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    No more than a few hours 😂
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    6 days lol
    went on a week away and the state of the toilet put me off!! So I was hodling on for a week!
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    6 days lol
    went on a week away and the state of the toilet put me off!! So I was hodling on for a week!


    do you feel you could of gone on for much longer lol?
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    (Original post by ANM775)
    do you feel you could of gone on for much longer lol?
    goodness no!!
    my bowels were begging to be emptied lol
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    goodness no!!
    my bowels were begging to be emptied lol


    I swear down, that drug dealer in the prison cell must not be of this world lol

    34+ days...........
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    (Original post by ANM775)
    I swear down, that drug dealer in the prison cell must not be of this world lol

    34+ days...........
    haha may be the drugs :dontknow:
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    2 days max. I usually take a number 2 like twice a day. Sometimes 3 times a day
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    2 days max. I usually take a number 2 like twice a day. Sometimes 3 times a day


    3 a day?

    you must eat like a horse bro :P
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    if anyone else went on these residential trips in primary school where you stay overnight , i held it in for 4 days striaght before going otherwise i would of done a number 2 in my pants
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    (Original post by ANM775)
    3 a day?

    you must eat like a horse bro :P
    Last summer 3 was standard when I was permabulking...and that’s an understatement😂 Ate so much that my insides started to hurt just from walking. Nowadays I barely eat at uni so I take a number 2 like once or twice a day, depending on the day
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    I worked with a man who went seven times a day.
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    (Original post by Pigster)
    I worked with a man who went seven times a day.


    sounds like he had incontinence....
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    (Original post by ANM775)
    sounds like he had incontinence....
    A big man with a big processed protein-based diet.

    Surprisingly little fibre.
 
 
 
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