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Girls, give me examples of things guys have said to you in bars that made you laugh.. watch

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    I'm really bad at humor unless I'm high on E (then I suddenly think of 10000001 witty things to say lmfao).

    Looking for some examples of things guys who approached you have said to you that made you laugh.

    Cheerz all.
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    I'm not a girl but have a funny story involving what a girl did

    Saw this girl, went over, started chatting, seemed nice enough. Asked if she wanted a drink. She said sure so we went up to the bar. She then proceeded to order not ONE, not TWO but THREE double vodka and cokes and then after collecting said army of alcoholic beverages, walked back to her group of friends again after saying "thanks, I guess"... I was like "da***... You're welcome! "
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    (Original post by CTLevers)
    I'm not a girl but have a funny story involving what a girl did

    Saw this girl, went over, started chatting, seemed nice enough. Asked if she wanted a drink. She said sure so we went up to the bar. She then proceeded to order not ONE, not TWO but THREE double vodka and cokes and then after collecting said army of alcoholic beverages, walked back to her group of friends again after saying "thanks, I guess"... I was like "da***... You're welcome! "
    Lol that sucks man.

    I always buy people drinks. Not as a way of chatting anyone up though. I dunno what it is, but when I'm out I become super generous and just wanna buy drinks for everyone I meet and pay massive portions of the cab fare 'n' stuff LOL. I suddenly act like I'm Rich Uncle Pennybags.

    She sounds quite rude though, lol @ "I guess" WTF? Ordering multiple doubles when someone else is paying is also pretty cheeky. I'd be angered by that, would probably ruin my night.
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    Sorry but I have never been a bar, so cant answer that question
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    (Original post by RockyDennis)
    I'd be angered by that, would probably ruin my night.
    I was more shocked than anything that someone would take advantage of the generosity. If they weren't interested, could've just said and no hard feelings Win some, lose some
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    (Original post by CTLevers)
    I was more shocked than anything that someone would take advantage of the generosity. If they weren't interested, could've just said and no hard feelings Win some, lose some
    Loads of girls do that mate that's why it's common advice to never buy a girl a drink. That's BS advice though IMO, it's nice to go get a drink with someone you like. Usually if you speak for a bit first you can get a sense for whether they actually like you or just wanna use you for drinks. I also like to buy drinks for guys I made friends with on the night. I just think it's a nice thing to do.

    Here's something weird that happened to me... One time a girl offered to buy me a drink and we went to the bar, when she ordered for us I said no, actually I'll pay. So I paid then she ditched me lol. It's like she was put off by the fact I paid for her or something. Very odd behavior.

    These are rare incidents though. Like if you spoke to this girl first and she did this, it's VERY unusual.
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    I can relate - I'll buy any ****er a bevy or two (within reason) once I'm into a session, but I still retain the ability to see when I'm being had off, ha.

    (Original post by RockyDennis)
    Lol that sucks man.

    I always buy people drinks. Not as a way of chatting anyone up though. I dunno what it is, but when I'm out I become super generous and just wanna buy drinks for everyone I meet and pay massive portions of the cab fare 'n' stuff LOL. I suddenly act like I'm Rich Uncle Pennybags.

    She sounds quite rude though, lol @ "I guess" WTF? Ordering multiple doubles when someone else is paying is also pretty cheeky. I'd be angered by that, would probably ruin my night.
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    (Original post by TheGirlFelonXxXx)
    Sorry but I have never been a bar, so cant answer that question
    Lol why did you bother replying then
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    (Original post by blawan)
    Lol why did you bother replying then
    Thought I could include my input incase OP wonders why Girls arent answering his thread cuz some havent gone to bars
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    any butterz guy just chatting me up is funny enough, like he actually thinks hes good enough to have a chance with me :lol:
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    (Original post by naomisS)
    any butterz guy just chatting me up is funny enough, like he actually thinks hes good enough to have a chance with me :lol:
    Can you post an example pic of the threshold for a guy being "butterz"? Someone who's JUST about good enough for you to not instantly laugh in his face.
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    (Original post by RockyDennis)
    It's like she was put off by the fact I paid for her or something. Very odd behavior.


    Did you get any feminist vibes from her at all?
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    (Original post by CTLevers)
    I'm not a girl but have a funny story involving what a girl did

    Saw this girl, went over, started chatting, seemed nice enough. Asked if she wanted a drink. She said sure so we went up to the bar. She then proceeded to order not ONE, not TWO but THREE double vodka and cokes and then after collecting said army of alcoholic beverages, walked back to her group of friends again after saying "thanks, I guess"... I was like "da***... You're welcome! "




    you need to improve your calibration skills to tell if a girl is actually interested if you're going to go round offering girls drinks .. or you'll just end up losing more money than the NHS....
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    (Original post by ANM775)
    Did you get any feminist vibes from her at all?
    Dunno mate don't remember, was quite a long time ago now.

    Wouldn't want to get with a hardcore feminist girl anyway. Firstly because they're hateful and angry people, and secondly because they're likely to make up fake charges against me if I don't want to commit to them after sleeping with them one time.

    The type I'm talking about are legit dangerous to associate with. Best to avoid them, no matter how attractive they look. They're essentially Bunny Boiler tier.
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    (Original post by CTLevers)
    I'm not a girl but have a funny story involving what a girl did

    Saw this girl, went over, started chatting, seemed nice enough. Asked if she wanted a drink. She said sure so we went up to the bar. She then proceeded to order not ONE, not TWO but THREE double vodka and cokes and then after collecting said army of alcoholic beverages, walked back to her group of friends again after saying "thanks, I guess"... I was like "da***... You're welcome! "
    Yeah I wouldn't bother asking a girl if she wants a drink. It wouldn't make me any more attracted to the guy so I think it's a waste of money sometimes. Only times it's good is if you want to use it as an excuse to get her away from her group of friends. Can also do it if you're both stood next to each other at the bar or in a queue waiting to be served, but again it's not expected or necessary, it can just be used to get a conversation going.
 
 
 
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