Queen Of The South goalkeeper hurt by a runaway cow
Think the club will have beef with this one https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-south-scotland-43153830
Original post by Rock Fan
Think the club will have beef with this one https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-south-scotland-43153830
He should have mooved out of the way.
A neat story, and no bull. One has to hope the injury is only a graze or some udder kine of minor ailment. If not the team is on the horns of a dilemma and cud be a flop at the weekend and may even get relegated to a lower division. If he returns he might steer them to a great victory by hoofing the ball upfield; otherwise the team might be cowed and suffer a heifer defeat.
You have to milk these punning opportunities if you want to avoid being put out to grass.
You have to milk these punning opportunities if you want to avoid being put out to grass.
I love Scottish football because it always gives us really random stories like this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/6wtg6v/a_guide_to_the_bizarre_side_of_scottish_football/
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/6wtg6v/a_guide_to_the_bizarre_side_of_scottish_football/
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