corned beef,Heinz beans and Curry powder...it tastes amazing!
Don't know if this is really that weird, but I stir a dollop of Nutella in my morning porridge. It's like a Nutella sandwich in a bowl!
Something my friends find weird is how I have copious amount of mayonnaise with anything oven-cooked. I'll make my dinner (some processed meat thing, veg, and chips) and everything gets dipped into the big mound of mayo I put on the side of the plate.
Also, I stir a shredded ball of mozzarella into those Pasta-in-a-sachets you do in the pan, in the last few minutes of cooking. Bloody luxurious.