Headquarters is good, second that. Never go to "the Bronx". They'll scalp you.
"What number do you want pet?"
"er I dunno, I've not had a haircut like this recently, I used to have much longer hair"
"Ok, we'll start on three"
BUZZZZZZ- up the side of my head
"That short enough pet?"
"yes, I suppose it is rather...."