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    I really really need to get ill, rapidly! Any ideas?
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    wtf i get the flu in the summer lmao
    idk, become cold?
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    (Original post by Ebzzz)
    I really really need to get ill, rapidly! Any ideas?
    Ok so I'll just address the elephant in the room and ask why you want to get ill? XD
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    Step 1: strip
    Step 2: fully open windows
    Step 3: chug a bottle of cold water
    Step 4: hang outside the window for the rest of the night

    If these are not an option you could try sleeping with the windows open.
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    “fake it till you make it.”

    If you can’t get ill fast, then turn to Plan B. Fake your illness.
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    (Original post by Fk90709)
    Step 1: strip
    Step 2: fully open windows
    Step 3: chug a bottle of cold water
    Step 4: hang outside the window for the rest of the night

    If these are not an option you could try sleeping with the windows open.
    Step 5: try not to fall out of said window or fall asleep while hanging out of it xD
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    Reheat leftovers. Cool. Reheat. Eat.

    PS please don’t do this. Not worth it to get an essay extension or whatever.
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    (Original post by Fk90709)
    Step 1: strip
    Step 2: fully open windows
    Step 3: chug a bottle of cold water
    Step 4: hang outside the window for the rest of the night

    If these are not an option you could try sleeping with the windows open.
    That will make you cold, not ill.
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    xD this thread has gone from normal to funny in very little time
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    Lick a toilet?
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    As someone who has just spent a few weeks getting over a nasty flu, I'm a little peeved at your thread. Why on earth would anyone WANT to get ill?
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    Eat raw chicken.
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    What do you need to get ill for? Can you not just fake an illness?
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    *****es be illin'
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    Don't sleep. Just stay awake until you feel like **** and start getting a sore throat and cold symptoms. May take 24-48 hours of being awake.

    You'l look like **** as well so people will think you're ill.
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    (Original post by ChickenMadness)
    Don't sleep. Just stay awake until you feel like **** and start getting a sore throat and cold symptoms. May take 24-48 hours of being awake.

    You'l look like **** as well so people will think you're ill.
    Hahahah my god you're funny xD
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    Eat tablets, but that's dangerous
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    take a cold shower with cloths on, and turn on the AC. If you dont have an AC open the window or sleep outside.
 
 
 
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