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I have one. There were 40 cows on the farm, 38 chicken, how many didn't? If you get the answer, post it here!
30-ate chicken, how many didn't, that's what!
Well, I was 10, and my teacher told me to get the register from the staffroom with a classmate. so we raced down- we couldn't wait to land our grubby fingers on it. She fell, and pulled me down with her, and her flats went sailing through the air, and landed horizontally on the rim of my pe teacher's coffee and smacked our handwriting teacher across the face.. flying shoes, and 2 girls tumbling inside the staffroom. What a sight. Also, her tights ripped and she was wearing funky freinds underwear. I was mortified.
We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9. But the reason 7 ate 9 is because it needs 3 squared meals a day.
A photon is checking in for his transatlantic flight. The person at the check-in asks "no bags to check in?" The photon replies "nah, I'm travelling light"