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    guys,if you have a riddle or joke, share it here!
    I have one. There were 40 cows on the farm, 38 chicken, how many didn't? If you get the answer, post it here!
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    (Original post by bjlikaboss)
    guys,if you have a riddle or joke, share it here!
    I have one. There were 40 cows on the farm, 38 chicken, how many didn't? If you get the answer, post it here!
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    What did one traffic light say to the other?

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    Don't look I'm changing.
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    (Original post by Fazzy_77)
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    good job, you figured it out!
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    (Original post by Fazzy_77)
    What did one traffic light say to the other?

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    Don't look I'm changing.

    good one, good one!
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    (Original post by bjlikaboss)
    guys,if you have a riddle or joke, share it here!
    I have one. There were 40 cows on the farm, 38 chicken, how many didn't? If you get the answer, post it here!
    How many didnt what
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    30-ate chicken, how many didn't, that's what!
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    cows are vegan duh
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    Well, I was 10, and my teacher told me to get the register from the staffroom with a classmate. so we raced down- we couldn't wait to land our grubby fingers on it. She fell, and pulled me down with her, and her flats went sailing through the air, and landed horizontally on the rim of my pe teacher's coffee and smacked our handwriting teacher across the face.. flying shoes, and 2 girls tumbling inside the staffroom. What a sight. Also, her tights ripped and she was wearing funky freinds underwear. I was mortified.
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    Feminism
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    Mummy how did you get those wrinkles on your face ?

    Oh darling those are not wrinkles, they are laughter lines !

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    nothing could have been as funny as that....


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    We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9. But the reason 7 ate 9 is because it needs 3 squared meals a day.
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    good one
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    A photon is checking in for his transatlantic flight. The person at the check-in asks "no bags to check in?" The photon replies "nah, I'm travelling light"
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    why do bees hum?
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    because they don't know the lyrics.
 
 
 
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