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Is anyone else in the Straight-closet to their parents? I'm ashamed of liking girls watch

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    (Original post by Bang Outta Order)
    feel a cloud of shame with mine smh
    Why though? It’s not like she’ll judge you for it (or is she? Idk lol)
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    (Original post by Bang Outta Order)
    I was worse when I was a kid lol I was very inappropriate and obnoxious about sex. Just screamed at random girls to blow me and whipped it out and all. Had my first kiss right in the middle of class lesson, didnt give a ****.
    I was too busy pretending to be a T Rex when I was 5!
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    Why though? It’s not like she’ll judge you for it (or is she? Idk lol)
    nah she will, around the time she got knocked up with her 1st child is my age, and my older sister called me a ****boy few years back

    just because they never get any Im made to feel guilty for crashing home at 4am with empty balls smh

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    I was too busy pretending to be a T Rex when I was 5!
    loool my make believe costume of choice was a cowboy :yy:
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    I was too busy pretending to be a T Rex when I was 5!
    At 5 I used to rip the hair off from my little cousin’s barbie dolls...using a pocket knife. I was a sick f***
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    (Original post by Bang Outta Order)
    just because they never get any Im made to feel guilty for crashing home at 4am with empty balls smh
    :laugh:
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    At 5 I used to rip the hair off from my little cousin’s barbie dolls...using a pocket knife. I was a sick f***
    :toofunny: you dont wanna know the **** I did with my sisters barbie dolls

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    go on ask me lol
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    (Original post by Bang Outta Order)
    :toofunny: you dont wanna know the **** I did with my sisters barbie dolls

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    go on ask me lol

    What did you do?
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    What did you do?
    If I tell you I'll get banned reported to the police though

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    broke their heads off and filled em with random liquids
    demonstrated rough you-know-wat :rofl:
    fed em to dogs

    list goes on
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    made a lot of little girls cry when I was a kid, is the point, and make women cry now if I dont treat em well ie pump and dump, shag and binbag. That's why I dont tell my mum about who I bed. If you've got a healthier sex life you'll prob not feel shame.
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    (Original post by Bang Outta Order)
    If I tell you I'll get banned reported to the police though

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    broke their heads off and filled em with random liquids
    demonstrated rough you-know-wat :rofl:
    fed em to dogs

    list goes on

    :rofl: And I thought I was extreme lol

    How did your sister react when she found out? I still remember my cousin crying her eyes out when she found all her dolls bald
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    :rofl: And I thought I was extreme lol

    How did your sister react when she found out? I still remember my cousin crying her eyes out when she found all her dolls bald
    LOL that kills me I can imagine how wrecked they looked all bald and patchy. dead.

    ah she hates me fully :tea: but i tell her they're just toys, and I was expressing myself. She's still mad at me when we find them around the gaff all destroyed. Arms missing and that. But like.. that were ages agowhen Ive done that. :tea:
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    (Original post by Bang Outta Order)
    LOL that kills me I can imagine how wrecked they looked all bald and patchy. dead.

    ah she hates me fully :tea: but i tell her they're just toys, and I was expressing myself. She's still mad at me when we find them around the gaff all destroyed. Arms missing and that. But like.. that were ages agowhen Ive done that. :tea:
    At least you never did it with the family's dog. I think that's the silver lining.
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    At least you never did it with the family's dog. I think that's the silver lining.
    Who says that?

    Kidding I ****ing didn't. We don't have a dog.
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    (Original post by Bang Outta Order)
    Who says that?

    Kidding I ****ing didn't. We don't have a dog.
    You better ****ing not have. Or I'll find out what homeless shelter you live at and I'll be having a few stern words indeed!
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    You better ****ing not have. Or I'll find out what homeless shelter you live at and I'll be having a few stern words indeed!
    :toofunny: **** OFF I do NOT live at a homeless shelter (anymore)

    stern words like "can I join?"
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    (Original post by Notoriety)
    This the type of stuff they teach at St Andies? Elite my arse.
    you might want to sit and take a rest, as that chip on your shoulder must surely be weighing you down.
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    you might want to sit and take a rest, as that chip on your shoulder must surely be weighing you down.
    You might want to try that again, so I don't cringe this time.
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    When people try to insult me, I just **** myself off when reading them back.
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    (Original post by Notoriety)
    You might want to try that again, so I don't cringe this time.
    chip chip, old chap!
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    When people try to insult me, I just **** myself off when reading them back.
    I smile.
 
 
 
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