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    Your mam's shitepipe.
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    I had to do a shite in some old steelworker's pub in Sheffield once.
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    In my ex-girlfriend
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    in my room , when playing outlast 2 :/
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    on myself when I was pissed


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    and its true. I did literally piss myself when I was drunk.
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    I had to do a shite in some old steelworker's pub in Sheffield once.
    I really am puerile as the phrase "to do a shite" alone made me laugh.
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    (Original post by Notoriety)
    I really am puerile as the phrase "to do a shite" alone made me laugh.
    I wondered if it counted, but I always have to piss when I shite, so...

    Anyway, yeah. It was weird, and it was also dead obvious what I was doing. Sent our kid the bar while I went and got sorted, ha.
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    Aside from the usual public pisses on nights out.
    Recently had a piss in the bushes outside my uni library (at night). Was very liberating.
    Grimmest was probably last year in a cereal bowl in my room when a housemate was using the toilet for ages.
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    Well, urine luck.
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    I wondered if it counted, but I always have to piss when I shite, so...

    Anyway, yeah. It was weird, and it was also dead obvious what I was doing. Sent our kid the bar while I went and got sorted, ha.
    To be honest, I think I'd rather **** meself than have a bunch of Northern plumbers critiquing the smell of me shite.

    If you can manage a piss, a **** and a fap all in one motion you've won life.
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    In a girl mouth when she did watersports.
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    (Original post by Notoriety)
    If you can manage a piss, a **** and a fap all in one motion you've won life.
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Last one would be beyond the pale, wasn't gonna risk it!
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Last one would be beyond the pale, wasn't gonna risk it!
    Hahaha, one of the grimiest things I ever heard was a mate of mine explaining why he fapped while taking a shite. He said because the liquid gold presses against the prostrate on the way out ...

    I don't think I slept for three days after hearing that.
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    (Original post by Notoriety)
    Hahaha, one of the grimiest things I ever heard was a mate of mine explaining why he fapped while taking a shite. He said because the liquid gold presses against the prostrate on the way out ...

    I don't think I slept for three days after hearing that.
    Jesus Murphy.
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    Jesus Murphy.
    Enjoy your three nights of night terrors xx
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    (Original post by Notoriety)
    Enjoy your three nights of night terrors xx
    Yeah, cheers for that :laugh:
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    Right in the middle of a social housing estate in Camberwell?

    how am I still alive
 
 
 
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