LSE secret admissions criteria?

Nally

Oh alright then - just like ^ I'm curious 20/02/1982

Let's have a look at your file, then :smile:

1) 6 x 11 x 89 = 5874
2) We really need a year to work with, so 5+8 = 13 & 74 = 1374
3) In 1374AD, the illness 'dancing mania' began in Aix-la-Chapelle
4) St. Vitus soon became the patron saint of the dancers
5) LSE alum Mick Jagger dances on stage all the time
6) Jagger's band released 'You Can't Always Get You Want' and 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'
7) UNSUCCESSFUL, I'm so sorry :frown:

Again though, LSE isn't in your sig :p:

General note to ALL applicants: LSE does consider every application. Don't worry if you have yet to receive word from us; it will come!

Reply 41

FunkyIguana

u_dun_noe

THAT'S GENIUS...I MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN APPLYING TO LSE...IJoke!!!
TRY ME PLEASE!!!

06/06/1992

You should apply... the fates are on certainly on your side:

a) 6x6x92 = 3312
b) 3+3 = 6 & 12 = 612
c) In 612AD, Sisebut succeeded Gundemar as king of the Visigoths (I kid you not)
d) The Battle of Adrianople marked the height of the Visigoth-Rome war
e) During that battle, the Emperor is rumoured to have attempted desertion
f) Desertion suggests acceptance of an inevitable consequence
g) ACCEPTED!

Congratulations! :biggrin:

Reply 42

FunkyIguana

Aksan

*Jumps on the bandwagon*

Do me! :jiggy:

28/03/1990

a) 28 * 3 * 90 = 7560
b) I think we'll lose the 0 -> 756 :smile:

c) In 756AD, the army of An Lushan captured Chang'an in rebellion against the Tang Dynasty
d) During the Tang era, Buddhism became prominent in China
e) Buddhism teaches the art of enlightenment through meditation
f) Meditation again suggests perserverance
g) WAITING LIST!

Congratulations, many waiting list candidates are ultimately offered a place :smile:

Reply 43

177217

They place a lot of emphasis on GCSEs in comparison to other unis.

Reply 44

madz90

Hey Funkyiguana,

I might apply to LSE next year. Please could you let me know what my chances are?

21/01/1990

Thanks!

Reply 45

rnshan

13

this thread has gone bonkers :eek:

Reply 46

alibali_73

rnshan

this thread has gone bonkers :eek:

It seriously has..... :s-smilie:

Although i have to say, Funkyiguana is a pure genius :biggrin:

Reply 47

FunkyIguana

bex_26797

Please do that for me aswell

14/01/1990

ooo.. do it for yourself as well!!! :wink:

Ah, but I've already been rejected by LSE :wink:

- damn Gemini starsign!
Let's see if you have better luck:

a) 14 * 1 * 90 = 1260
b) In 1260AD, construction began on Dunkeld Cathedral in Scotland
c) Dunkeld sits on the banks of the River Tay
d) The Tay is the sixth longest river in the UK
e) According to The Guardian, LSE is the sixth biggest uni in the UK
f) That can't be mere coincidence
g) ACCEPTED!

I'm very impressed with the calibre of applicants this year! Congrats all :biggrin:

Reply 48

FunkyIguana

alibali_73

It seriously has..... :s-smilie:

Although i have to say, Funkyiguana is a pure genius :biggrin:

Again, you're too kind :biggrin:

Reply 49

trickz

10

LOL! You should seriously start charging for this service :smile:

Reply 50

rnshan

13

Funky - When do you think I will get laid next? Born on 29th feb 93!

Reply 51

cpearson

haha this thread is too funny.

Reply 52

FunkyIguana

madz90

Hey Funkyiguana,

I might apply to LSE next year. Please could you let me know what my chances are?

21/01/1990

Thanks!

Why, I'd be delighted:

a) 21 x 1 x 90 = 1890
b) In 1890, the Kingdom of Italy established Eritrea as its colony in northeast Africa
c) Eritrea finally gained its independence in 1993
d) 103 years is a hell of a long time
e) You know what's coming
f) WAITING LIST!

Not a bad start! Good luck with your application :wink:

Reply 53

FunkyIguana

rnshan

Funky - When do you think I will get laid next? Born on 29th feb 93!

- I'm an admissions adviser, not a relationship counselor!

Feb 14th 2009, 9.26pm :wink:

Reply 54

jamesjenkinsy

lol... i hope your not serious...

Reply 55

Johan C

13

I just love this forum, because it's a guaranteed belly laugh every time. Whenever I snoop around these parts I find some new stupid thread trying to sneak a peek into the minds of those practitioners of the dark arts that LSE admissions tutors are. Seriously, get real - just like any institution out there that chooses its student/graduate/whatever intake, LSE has some stated admissions policies and some unstated ones. Do your best and stop guessing at what they are.

Reply 56

rnshan

13

FunkyIguana

- I'm an admissions adviser, not a relationship counselor!

Feb 14th 2009, 9.26pm :wink:

That is one year and 1 day wait :eek:

I have to find new advisor :mad:

Reply 57

tomoli

OP

2

Johan C

I just love this forum, because it's a guaranteed belly laugh every time. Whenever I snoop around these parts I find some new stupid thread trying to sneak a peek into the minds of those practitioners of the dark arts that LSE admissions tutors are. Seriously, get real - just like any institution out there that chooses its student/graduate/whatever intake, LSE has some stated admissions policies and some unstated ones. Do your best and stop guessing at what they are.

Get lost. I was just interested. You would be a fool not to try and find out any unstated admissions policies if they were available.

Reply 58

steve2006

15

tomoli

Get lost. I was just interested. You would be a fool not to try and find out any unstated admissions policies if they were available.

na ur the fool mate

Loads of people have been trying to figure out LSEs admissions criteria for ages now. It changes so much that no one apart from the tutors themselves would know. Some say GCSEs, others say dates :smile:

we will never know and you should stop wasting time trying to find out

Reply 59

Johan C

13

tomoli

Get lost. I was just interested. You would be a fool not to try and find out any unstated admissions policies if they were available.

No, you would be a fool to figure that what you're gaining by posting this kind of question is greater than what you're losing in terms of wasting everyone's time - including yours. And "get lost" ? Who the hell do you think you are ? What is this, the ghetto ?

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