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1. (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
Omg, imagine in the maths paper it goes:

George measured his penis last night at 4 inches to the nearest inch.
1 inch=2.54cm

Calculate the upper bound and lower bound of george's minature penis in cm to 1 decimal place

(3)

I swear I'd get 6 marks on that 3 marker cos my working out would be so certi
IM CREASING NOOOOO , nd ofcourse 4 inches not like examiners seen anything bigger
2. (Original post by YouAreAYute)
IM CREASING NOOOOO , nd ofcourse 4 inches not like examiners seen anything bigger
Lmao, i doubt they even seen 4 inches
The woman are probably so busy ruining childrens lives they are never gonna get d***
And the men probably got some one inch wonders down there

I bet you can't answer the question right tho still
3. (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
Omg, imagine in the maths paper it goes:

George measured his penis last night at 4 inches to the nearest inch.
1 inch=2.54cm

Calculate the upper bound and lower bound of george's minature penis in cm to 1 decimal place

(3)

I swear I'd get 6 marks on that 3 marker cos my working out would be so certi
alright les go
4 x 2.54 is 10.16
upper bound is um 10.2?
lower bound is 10.1

boiiii
4. (Original post by YouAreAYute)
alright les go
4 x 2.54 is 10.16
upper bound is um 10.2?
lower bound is 10.1

boiiii
I cba to work that out, but you probably right
Acc nah you ain't right smh

4.5*2.54=11.43
3.5*2.54=8.89

Upper bound is 11.4cm
Lower bound is 8.9cm

Smh you dumb s*** lol
Nice one
5. (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
I cba to work that out, but you probably right
Acc nah you ain't right smh

4.5*2.54=11.43
3.5*2.54=8.89

Upper bound is 11.4cm
Lower bound is 8.9cm

Smh you dumb s*** lol
Nice one
wait whaaaa
why 4.5 and 3.5
and shhhhh b set one and predicted a 9 say nothing
6. (Original post by YouAreAYute)
wait whaaaa
why 4.5 and 3.5
and shhhhh b set one and predicted a 9 say nothing
Cos the flipping inches was to the nearest inch smh
Dk why you are predicted 9, should be predicted 7
Plus, whilst you getting predicted 9, i am getting the 9's snm
7. (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
Cos the flipping inches was to the nearest inch smh
Dk why you are predicted 9, should be predicted 7
Plus, whilst you getting predicted 9, i am getting the 9's snm
okk fairs, you saw me on my weakest topic
ndd plus i judge a guy by his personality, in the question i was searching for things about helping the elderly and sh*t
8. (Original post by YouAreAYute)
okk fairs, you saw me on my weakest topic
ndd plus i judge a guy by his personality, in the question i was searching for things about helping the elderly and sh*t
D*cks are your weakest topic? Forget about giving me uck, i don't think you'll be good enough for me
Wait, you care about personality? Nah, that's effort man... i do things for the poor, not the elderly is that fine?
Cos i mean the elderly don't got a long future to look up to, poverty-stricken mandem do tho
9. (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
D*cks are your weakest topic? Forget about giving me uck, i don't think you'll be good enough for me
Wait, you care about personality? Nah, that's effort man... i do things for the poor, not the elderly is that fine?
Cos i mean the elderly don't got a long future to look up to, poverty-stricken mandem do tho
i meant upper and lower bounds son, my d*ck game happens to be v strong
yhhhh i suppose, shows you have abit of humanity, bu mark my words yeah, you'll get wrinkly one day and wish someone paid for your anti aging cream
10. (Original post by YouAreAYute)
i meant upper and lower bounds son, my d*ck game happens to be v strong
yhhhh i suppose, shows you have abit of humanity, bu mark my words yeah, you'll get wrinkly one day and wish someone paid for your anti aging cream
Yeah yeah, probably as strong as your eyebrow game
Acc i haven't seen your eyebrows so i can't judge exactly how dead they are

Innih, im so nice of a person mothers....
I ain't gonna use that, once i become a burden to society ill do that euthanasia bs
11. (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
Yeah yeah, probably as strong as your eyebrow game
Acc i haven't seen your eyebrows so i can't judge exactly how dead they are

Innih, im so nice of a person mothers....
I ain't gonna use that, once i become a burden to society ill do that euthanasia bs
no lie my eyebrow game is acc the besttt, tho ngl i keep having nightmares i wake up and theyve been shaved off

so basically like youre a burden now?
12. (Original post by YouAreAYute)
no lie my eyebrow game is acc the besttt, tho ngl i keep having nightmares i wake up and theyve been shaved off

so basically like youre a burden now?
Okay, if your eyebrow game is strong then your d*** game is automatically strong as well
That's some dodgy nightmare, you should get that checked up

Do i look elderly to you now?
13. (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
Okay, if your eyebrow game is strong then your d*** game is automatically strong as well
That's some dodgy nightmare, you should get that checked up

Do i look elderly to you now?
looool what am i supposed to say? hello doctor sir i keep having dreams some yute shaved my eyebrows off and im left bald and lonely

no you look like a burden now xo
14. (Original post by YouAreAYute)
looool what am i supposed to say? hello doctor sir i keep having dreams some yute shaved my eyebrows off and im left bald and lonely

no you look like a burden now xo
Yeah, they gonna go. basically go make a template of rhythm's eyebrows and then ill help you tattoo them onto your eyebrows and you'll be happy and grateful that such a wonderful man lived

How? I'm a blessing rn not a burden... get your words right
15. (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
Yeah, they gonna go. basically go make a template of rhythm's eyebrows and then ill help you tattoo them onto your eyebrows and you'll be happy and grateful that such a wonderful man lived

How? I'm a blessing rn not a burden... get your words right
i dont want your unibrow smh, ill end up having to tipex my forehead

''rn'' soon come burden
16. (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
I wish she acc gave uck to me tho
but oh well, he isn't gonna do anything so i need to find out who made that s***ty rumour
Wtf is this?
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17. (Original post by YouAreAYute)
i dont want your unibrow smh, ill end up having to tipex my forehead

''rn'' soon come burden
When I get posts removed for off topic conversation that isn’t off topic...

And this **** happens xD
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18. (Original post by YouAreAYute)
i dont want your unibrow smh, ill end up having to tipex my forehead

''rn'' soon come burden
how you buzzing like that? nah, you said unibrow
anyways, i have to turn my laptop off and sleep cos i don't have a phone rn so yhhh
19. (Original post by Bill Nye)
Wtf is this?
Erm, you never gave me enough appreciation for my reply so i started spamming your thread to make you look more popular
SO it was a win-win situation either way
20. (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
Erm, you never gave me enough appreciation for my reply so i started spamming your thread to make you look more popular
SO it was a win-win situation either way
Thanks?
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