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    What kind of plant would you be?
    Obviously, I'm a happy plant🌱
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    An oak tree.

    Coz they look like the dominant ones in the plant world.
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    Hemlock. Not much to look at, toxic when ingested.
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    Is it fair to say that Oak Trees are the official God to plants now? 😂🌱
    (Original post by johnny.snow)
    An oak tree.

    Coz they look like the dominant ones in the plant world.
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    Weed. It is a plant. It needs a flourist though, any offers?
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    (Original post by Sadflower)
    Is it fair to say that Oak Trees are the official God to plants now? 😂🌱
    God is beneficent.

    Oak trees rob the smaller plants of sunlight and water.
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    A Sierran Redwood is the biggest tree, if that's what you're after.
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    Hemlock. Not much to look at, toxic when ingested.
    I be-leaf that it would be a very slow painful death 🌱 👀
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    (Original post by Sadflower)
    I be-leaf that it would be a very slow painful death 🌱 👀
    You'd have to ask Socrates.
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    Pot head 🌱 Weed be willing to assist!
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    Weed. It is a plant. It needs a flourist though, any offers?
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    You'd have to ask Socrates.
    I'll make sure to say aloe to him 🌱
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    (Original post by johnny.snow)
    God is beneficent.

    Oak trees rob the smaller plants of sunlight and water.
    How rude of that oak tree! I'm sure he wasn't trying to be a prick 🌱
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    (Original post by The Night King)
    Weed. It is a plant. It needs a flourist though, any offers?
    Wait nonono - I want to be weed too!
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    (Original post by Sadflower)
    Pot head 🌱 Weed be willing to assist!
    Ha, nice pun
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    (Original post by Sadflower)
    How rude of that oak tree! I'm sure he wasn't trying to be a prick 🌱
    No no - it was his plan(t) all along!
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    (Original post by gjd800)
    A Sierran Redwood is the biggest tree, if that's what you're after.
    My morning wood proves I'm the 'biggest' tree.
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    Keep palm, the florist is strong in this one
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    Ha, nice pun
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    (Original post by johnny.snow)
    My morning wood proves I'm the 'biggest' tree.
    Steady on, sapling, steady on.
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    (Original post by johnny.snow)
    Wait nonono - I want to be weed too!
    Orrrrrr. . . You could be Elvis Parsley!
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    Wait nonono - I want to be weed too!
    Join me then, join the dark side
 
 
 
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