Nuclear war advice ...?

Anyone got the directions for the "secret bunker' near Nantwich in Cheshire ?
What are we supposed to do if there's a big queue to get in ?

Reply 1

Djerun

Original post by Johnny English

Anyone got the directions for the "secret bunker' near Nantwich in Cheshire ?
What are we supposed to do if there's a big queue to get in ?

Everyone would die. Most of the world's population would be dead within a day or two. If the blast doesn't kill you, the fallout will. If the fallout doesn't get you, you'll starve to death. We'd have a nuclear winter. No point living through such an existence.

Better pray this whole Syrian situation works out.

Reply 2

username3482522

build a rocket and fly to mars.

Reply 3

Drewski

Advice?

Get killed.

The wasteland afterwards would not be worth living in.

Reply 4

AngeryPenguin

Original post by Drewski

Advice?

Get killed.

The wasteland afterwards would not be worth living in.

The wasteland afterwards would still be far better quality of life than the vast majority of humans who have ever existed lived in.

Reply 5

Realitysreflexx

Original post by AngeryPenguin

The wasteland afterwards would still be far better quality of life than the vast majority of humans who have ever existed lived in.

huh? how would us developed world kids that can barely cook out of items bought at tesco..... hunt? live in the land... farm gtfo. Life is mint easy in comparison to a few hundred or even 125 yrs ago.

Reply 6

AngeryPenguin

Original post by Realitysreflexx

No need to hunt - there'd be a lifetime supply of corpses.

Reply 7

TaintedLight

Original post by Johnny English

Anyone got the directions for the "secret bunker' near Nantwich in Cheshire ?
What are we supposed to do if there's a big queue to get in ?

Fear not. For as long as TaintedLight's heart beats, you will be safe.

Reply 8

HorribleDude

just embrace the war and the fact that the world would finally be free of humans...free of this parasitic and destructive specie.

Reply 9

The PoliticalGuy

I'm sure madagascar would be safe, I've already booked my flight and started packing my belongings.

Reply 10

Mrs.Grey

Original post by TaintedLight

Fear not. For as long as TaintedLight's heart beats, you will be safe.

cute x

Reply 11

Johnny English

Also.....

What are Putins warheads targeted at d'yer reckon ?

Am I better lying down in a ploughed field if I hear a loud bang in the distance?

Machete law boyo

Put your head between your legs and then kiss your arse goodbye.

Reply 14

Joinedup

Original post by Johnny English

Anyone got the directions for the "secret bunker' near Nantwich in Cheshire ?
What are we supposed to do if there's a big queue to get in ?

sorted...

Though TBH I Think they demolished all the air raid sirens in the 90's since with communism collapsed the Russians were obviously going to be our new besties.

Reply 15

ckfeister

humans aren't that dumb

Reply 16

JaseyB

Original post by Johnny English

Anyone got the directions for the "secret bunker' near Nantwich in Cheshire ?
What are we supposed to do if there's a big queue to get in ?

Lol Just get yourself close to Nantwich then follow the brown tourist road signs they will take you straight to it. It's actually decomissioned now and is a tourist attraction hence the road signs - however if you are being serious then there an active nuclear bunker underneath Hanley Library or was it Longton Library?

Reply 17

Johnny English

Hanley library ....probably the best museum in the country .
The capital of clay ...the cultural quarter ....

Home to Reginald Mitchell designer of the spitfire .

Home to the Staffordshire hoard .

Home to Sir Stanley Matthews and the Pottery Industry .

Joseph Wedgewood ...James Brindley ...Sir Staney Matthews and Gordon Banks .....