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couple having loud sex next door to me in halls

I am trying to sleep as I had a long day but there is this couple next door to me having really loud sex it sounds so fake as well I banged on the wall and shouted be quiet but they have got louder what can I do to make them shut up?

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Knock on their door POLITELY and ask them if you can join in

Thanks for the 50+ reps guys haha,
(edited 5 years ago)
Original post by Shabby33
Knock on their door POLITELY and ask them if you can join in


I guess he could lose his virginity to his neighbours....
Put in earphones. That's what I did when I was in halls. It'll muffle the sound.
(edited 5 years ago)
play this very loudly:

[video="youtube;8hushOcyUWo"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hushOcyUWo[/video]
Reply 5
id be knocking one off to the moaning like I did when 2 lesbians were having sex next door to me
Reply 6
i feel your pain -- 2 of my flatmates have been having sex with each other 2-3 times EVERY DAY RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO ME since last september can you imagine my anger!!!!!!!

btw i'm listening to them right now. :angry::angry: and she has a cold, she's coughing all the way through it...
Reply 7
start playing gay porn really loudly in your room
Reply 8
Earmuffs?
Just play Cotten Eye Joe reallllyyyyy loud, with the speakers directed towards the neighbours wall
I feel your pain :console:

one of my housemates has his girlfriend round all the time and she is always shrieking......


Moved to University Life
tell them to **** during the day
Original post by CoolCavy
I feel your pain :console:

one of my housemates has his girlfriend round all the time and she is always shrieking......


Moved to University Life


"shrieking" made me laugh so much
Play porn really loud in the middle of the night. See how it they like the noise
Record it
Original post by Graham W
hey **** off


lmfao
Original post by Joleee
btw i'm listening to them right now. :angry::angry: and she has a cold, she's coughing all the way through it...


pop round and offer to rub vick™ on her chest

https://cdn.instructables.com/F29/E3WU/GVIYNBGI/F29E3WUGVIYNBGI.LARGE.jpg
Are they still causing disturbance to you?
(edited 5 years ago)
Happens all the time in my halls
Reply 19
Original post by Shabby33
Are they still causing disturbance to you?


15 :u:

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