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    Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
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    For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Hitler Has Only Got One Ball.



    "Hitler has only got one ball" refers to the many variations on a set of vulgar lyrics to the popular "Colonel Bogey March". These are four-line lyrics making fun of the Nazi leaders.
    Contents
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    * 1 Origin of the song
    * 2 Did Hitler really have one testicle?
    * 3 Variants of the lyrics
    * 4 See also
    * 5 External links

    [edit] Origin of the song

    In his autobiography Fringe Benefits, well-connected Anglo-Irish gadabout and publicist Donough O'Brien claims the original was written by his father, Toby O'Brien, also a publicity agent, in August, 1939 as British propaganda. [1] This purported original version started with the words "Göring has only got one ball", and went on to imply that Hitler had two small ones. In virtually all later versions, the positions are reversed. The statement that Himmler was "sim'lar" appears in all versions. The final line of this original and some later forms ends with the clever word play that Goebbels had "noeballs". Both these variations argue strongly in favor of O'Brien's version being a very early version. However a claim made by a son several years after the event should be treated with caution.

    No author has ever been identified for the more popular versions that begin "Hitler has only got one ball".

    The song has frequently been heard and seen. Despite popular belief, the lyrics were not used in The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) because they were considered too vulgar. However, Thomas Pynchon quoted them in V. in the mouths of British artillerymen on Malta. Also, Bette Midler sang them in her concert film Divine Madness and they were also heard on the British TV sitcom 'Allo 'Allo! and, the 1972 film adaptation of the John Knowles novel A Separate Peace (although they are not in the book, and the tune to which they are sung in the film is not the "Colonel Bogey March"). It also apears in the Czech film Dark Blue World (2001). There is no known attempt by anyone to claim or enforce a copyright on the lyrics or music.

    There are many variants to this song, most making fun of Nazi political leaders.
    [edit] Did Hitler really have one testicle?

    An alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler's remains made shortly after the war claimed Hitler was monorchic, but most historians dismiss this reference as propaganda. This autopsy was only released around 1970, by which time Soviet propagandists could well have been aware of the British song (just possibly through defectors like Kim Philby). However, records show that he was wounded in 1916 during the Battle of the Somme, and some sources describe his injury as a wound to the groin. Hitler's World War I company commander has said that a VD exam found that Hitler had only one testicle. Robert G.L. Waite in his book The Psychopathic God: Adolf Hitler (1978), accepts the accuracy of this evidence:

    Since the matter is of considerable importance to the psychological development of Hitler from infancy onward, let us pause here and come to grips with the problem of the Fuehrer's testicles. It can now be affirmed that the British Tommies were right all along in the first line of their version of the Colonel Bogey March, they were although manifestly mistaken in the last—that is to say, unless Goebbels' 6 children were the progeny of adoption, paternal surrogacy or some hitherto unconsidered, presumably unpalatable "Gott mit uns" form of divine intervention.

    The autopsy performed by the Red Army pathologists on Hitler's body... [produced clear] findings:

    The left testicle could not be found either in the scrotum or on the spermatic cord inside the inguinal canal, or in the small pelvis...

    There was some discussion of this issue for several weeks in the letters column of the New Statesman, a British magazine in the early 1970s, although all correspondents accepted the Soviet autopsy as valid. One claimed that British intelligence had discovered that Hitler was monorchic and written the song in an attempt to drive him even further round the bend than he was already, with some elaborate theories about how they might have discovered this. Others thought that it was sheer coincidence, and one even claimed that there had been a similar song sung about Napoleon (this may not be true). One pointed out that most English speakers would not pronounce "Goebbels" correctly, they would pronounce it "Goballs", which suggests "no balls" and the rest would follow. (This correspondence came to a conclusion of sorts when one correspondent wrote a letter complaining about the conditions in which alleged illegal immigrants were being detained, adding that this was a more important issue than Hitler's balls.)
    [edit] Variants of the lyrics

    This purported original version is interesting in that Göring has the one ball and Hitler apparently has two:

    Göring has only got one ball
    Hitler's [are] so very small
    Himmler's so very similar
    And Goebbels has noebbels at all!

    That it starts with Göring and the musical comedy word play of rhyming Goebbels with "noebbels" both argue in favour of this being a very early version.

    Variant number 1

    Hitler has only got one ball,
    Göring has two but very small,
    Himmler has something sim'lar,
    But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

    Variant number 2

    Hitler has only got one ball,
    The other is in the Albert Hall
    His mother, the dirty bugger,
    Cut it off when he was small.

    A second verse is sometimes added:

    She threw it into a great big tree
    It fell in-to the deep blue sea
    The fishes grabbed their dishes
    And ate scallops and *******s for tea

    A further variant on the above second verse:

    She tied it upon a conker tree
    The wind came and blew it out to sea
    The fishes got out their dishes
    And had scallops and *******s for tea

    One more variant on that second verse:

    She threw it over Germany,
    It landed in the deep blue sea,
    The fishes got out their dishes,
    And had scallops and *******s for tea.

    Variant number 3

    Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
    Stuttgart, die München all on call,
    Munich, vee lift our tunich,
    To show vee "Cherman" have no balls at all.

    Variant number 4

    Hitler has only got one ball,
    The other is in the old town hall,
    His mother, she pinched the other,
    Now Hitler ain't got none at all!

    Variant number 5

    Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
    And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
    A "Cherman", unlike Bruce Erwin,
    Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.

    Variant number 6 In Thomas Pynchon's novel V., the following variant is sung by British artillerymen in Malta in 1940.

    Hitler has only one left ball
    Göring has two but they are small.
    Himmler was somewhat similar
    And poor old Goebbels has no balls at all

    Variant number 7

    Hitler, he only had one ball
    Göring had two but very small
    Himmler, had something sim'lar
    And only Goeballs had no-balls at all.

    Variant number 8 (as used live by Bette Midler):

    Hitler had only one big ball
    Göring had two but they were small
    Himmler had something sim'lar
    And poor old Goeballs had no balls at all.

    Variant number 9

    Hitler has only one left ball,
    Goebbels has two but they're quite small
    Himmler has something sim'lar,
    And Mussolini hasn't any at all!

    Variant number 10

    Hitler has only one brass ball,
    The other, is hanging on the wall
    His mother, the dirty bugger,
    Cut it off when he was small!

    Variant number 11

    Hitler - he only has one ball
    Hitler - the other's on the wall
    Himmler - has something sim'lar
    And Stalin has no balls at all

    Variant number 12

    Hitler has only got one ball
    Göring has two but rather small
    Himmler has something sim'lar
    And Doctor Göbbels has no-balls at all.

    A new variant describes the three dictators at the time instead of just the Nazi party. The first line describes Hitler or Stalin having "just one ball." The second line describes the other one who was not used in the first as having "no balls at all." The next two lines go, "Mussolini, was such a weenee/ That he just, let them faaall."

    Introductory Verse (Sung to the tune of Land of Hope and Glory, and followed by some variant of this rhyme.)

    Land of soap and water,
    Hitler's having a bath.
    Churchill's looking through the keyhole,
    Having a jolly good laugh

    Be..e..e..e..cause...

    Hitler — has only [etc]

    [edit] See also

    * Discrediting tactics
    * One-Balled Dictator (cocktail)
    * Nazi songs

    [edit] External links

    * Did Hitler have only one testicle? from The Straight Dope
    * A British songbook
    * A British Soldier Remembers, songs and lyrics of World War II
    * Three verses worth
    * Weebls Stuff: On The Moon 2 Reference to Hitler's missing left testicle
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    Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
    From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
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    For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Hitler Has Only Got One Ball.



    "Hitler has only got one ball" refers to the many variations on a set of vulgar lyrics to the popular "Colonel Bogey March". These are four-line lyrics making fun of the Nazi leaders.
    Contents
    [hide]

    * 1 Origin of the song
    * 2 Did Hitler really have one testicle?
    * 3 Variants of the lyrics
    * 4 See also
    * 5 External links

    [edit] Origin of the song

    In his autobiography Fringe Benefits, well-connected Anglo-Irish gadabout and publicist Donough O'Brien claims the original was written by his father, Toby O'Brien, also a publicity agent, in August, 1939 as British propaganda. [1] This purported original version started with the words "Göring has only got one ball", and went on to imply that Hitler had two small ones. In virtually all later versions, the positions are reversed. The statement that Himmler was "sim'lar" appears in all versions. The final line of this original and some later forms ends with the clever word play that Goebbels had "noeballs". Both these variations argue strongly in favor of O'Brien's version being a very early version. However a claim made by a son several years after the event should be treated with caution.

    No author has ever been identified for the more popular versions that begin "Hitler has only got one ball".

    The song has frequently been heard and seen. Despite popular belief, the lyrics were not used in The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) because they were considered too vulgar. However, Thomas Pynchon quoted them in V. in the mouths of British artillerymen on Malta. Also, Bette Midler sang them in her concert film Divine Madness and they were also heard on the British TV sitcom 'Allo 'Allo! and, the 1972 film adaptation of the John Knowles novel A Separate Peace (although they are not in the book, and the tune to which they are sung in the film is not the "Colonel Bogey March"). It also apears in the Czech film Dark Blue World (2001). There is no known attempt by anyone to claim or enforce a copyright on the lyrics or music.

    There are many variants to this song, most making fun of Nazi political leaders.
    [edit] Did Hitler really have one testicle?

    An alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler's remains made shortly after the war claimed Hitler was monorchic, but most historians dismiss this reference as propaganda. This autopsy was only released around 1970, by which time Soviet propagandists could well have been aware of the British song (just possibly through defectors like Kim Philby). However, records show that he was wounded in 1916 during the Battle of the Somme, and some sources describe his injury as a wound to the groin. Hitler's World War I company commander has said that a VD exam found that Hitler had only one testicle. Robert G.L. Waite in his book The Psychopathic God: Adolf Hitler (1978), accepts the accuracy of this evidence:

    Since the matter is of considerable importance to the psychological development of Hitler from infancy onward, let us pause here and come to grips with the problem of the Fuehrer's testicles. It can now be affirmed that the British Tommies were right all along in the first line of their version of the Colonel Bogey March, they were although manifestly mistaken in the last—that is to say, unless Goebbels' 6 children were the progeny of adoption, paternal surrogacy or some hitherto unconsidered, presumably unpalatable "Gott mit uns" form of divine intervention.

    The autopsy performed by the Red Army pathologists on Hitler's body... [produced clear] findings:

    The left testicle could not be found either in the scrotum or on the spermatic cord inside the inguinal canal, or in the small pelvis...

    There was some discussion of this issue for several weeks in the letters column of the New Statesman, a British magazine in the early 1970s, although all correspondents accepted the Soviet autopsy as valid. One claimed that British intelligence had discovered that Hitler was monorchic and written the song in an attempt to drive him even further round the bend than he was already, with some elaborate theories about how they might have discovered this. Others thought that it was sheer coincidence, and one even claimed that there had been a similar song sung about Napoleon (this may not be true). One pointed out that most English speakers would not pronounce "Goebbels" correctly, they would pronounce it "Goballs", which suggests "no balls" and the rest would follow. (This correspondence came to a conclusion of sorts when one correspondent wrote a letter complaining about the conditions in which alleged illegal immigrants were being detained, adding that this was a more important issue than Hitler's balls.)
    [edit] Variants of the lyrics

    This purported original version is interesting in that Göring has the one ball and Hitler apparently has two:

    Göring has only got one ball
    Hitler's [are] so very small
    Himmler's so very similar
    And Goebbels has noebbels at all!

    That it starts with Göring and the musical comedy word play of rhyming Goebbels with "noebbels" both argue in favour of this being a very early version.

    Variant number 1

    Hitler has only got one ball,
    Göring has two but very small,
    Himmler has something sim'lar,
    But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

    Variant number 2

    Hitler has only got one ball,
    The other is in the Albert Hall
    His mother, the dirty bugger,
    Cut it off when he was small.

    A second verse is sometimes added:

    She threw it into a great big tree
    It fell in-to the deep blue sea
    The fishes grabbed their dishes
    And ate scallops and *******s for tea

    A further variant on the above second verse:

    She tied it upon a conker tree
    The wind came and blew it out to sea
    The fishes got out their dishes
    And had scallops and *******s for tea

    One more variant on that second verse:

    She threw it over Germany,
    It landed in the deep blue sea,
    The fishes got out their dishes,
    And had scallops and *******s for tea.

    Variant number 3

    Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
    Stuttgart, die München all on call,
    Munich, vee lift our tunich,
    To show vee "Cherman" have no balls at all.

    Variant number 4

    Hitler has only got one ball,
    The other is in the old town hall,
    His mother, she pinched the other,
    Now Hitler ain't got none at all!

    Variant number 5

    Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
    And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
    A "Cherman", unlike Bruce Erwin,
    Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.

    Variant number 6 In Thomas Pynchon's novel V., the following variant is sung by British artillerymen in Malta in 1940.

    Hitler has only one left ball
    Göring has two but they are small.
    Himmler was somewhat similar
    And poor old Goebbels has no balls at all

    Variant number 7

    Hitler, he only had one ball
    Göring had two but very small
    Himmler, had something sim'lar
    And only Goeballs had no-balls at all.

    Variant number 8 (as used live by Bette Midler):

    Hitler had only one big ball
    Göring had two but they were small
    Himmler had something sim'lar
    And poor old Goeballs had no balls at all.

    Variant number 9

    Hitler has only one left ball,
    Goebbels has two but they're quite small
    Himmler has something sim'lar,
    And Mussolini hasn't any at all!

    Variant number 10

    Hitler has only one brass ball,
    The other, is hanging on the wall
    His mother, the dirty bugger,
    Cut it off when he was small!

    Variant number 11

    Hitler - he only has one ball
    Hitler - the other's on the wall
    Himmler - has something sim'lar
    And Stalin has no balls at all

    Variant number 12

    Hitler has only got one ball
    Göring has two but rather small
    Himmler has something sim'lar
    And Doctor Göbbels has no-balls at all.

    A new variant describes the three dictators at the time instead of just the Nazi party. The first line describes Hitler or Stalin having "just one ball." The second line describes the other one who was not used in the first as having "no balls at all." The next two lines go, "Mussolini, was such a weenee/ That he just, let them faaall."

    Introductory Verse (Sung to the tune of Land of Hope and Glory, and followed by some variant of this rhyme.)

    Land of soap and water,
    Hitler's having a bath.
    Churchill's looking through the keyhole,
    Having a jolly good laugh

    Be..e..e..e..cause...

    Hitler — has only [etc]

    [edit] See also

    * Discrediting tactics
    * One-Balled Dictator (cocktail)
    * Nazi songs

    [edit] External links

    * Did Hitler have only one testicle? from The Straight Dope
    * A British songbook
    * A British Soldier Remembers, songs and lyrics of World War II
    * Three verses worth
    * Weebls Stuff: On The Moon 2 Reference to Hitler's missing left testicle
    Thanks for that, fascinating stuff
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    what does it even say JR? :indiff:
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    i want to sing the song about the chinaman and milking a cow
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    Please do. It'd make me happy.
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    annoying people would probably neg me for it. =(
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    oh no u dont, :hmmm:

    only i can PM u.. sorry ;console;

    OP, PM me if u need any help.. ;yes;
    shh

    be nice to the n00bs man
 
 
 
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