My parents used to own a convenience store (yeah, we big up the Indian stereotype to the max) in London when I was younger, and people would always ask me: "do you get free sweets?"
I was like, "..yeah, I guess." And then they always pause, smiling or repeating my answer to someone next to them before saying, "..so you don't have to pay?"
"No, I don't have to pay", I say.
"Wicked, could you get me free crisps or something?"