2 instances of stranger lunacy I've witnessed
1) I was sat in a pub once, and Bohemian Rhapsody was on the jukebox - And some old nutter was there pretending he had a piano, and a frigging cello or something
and was attempting to play along in front of everyone, and then after a bit he started bobbing along and stuff inanely, especially to the crescendo, I thought he was gonna fall and break his leg or something, he looked quite frail - I about soiled myself laughing.
2) Some old midgetty guy in the street, dressed in a pink green and white tracksuit thing started threatening someone who wasn't even there.
He was looking in the direction of some shops, it was late they weren't open, no one was there - and he was like "what you looking at you speccy b******. Look at me like that again and I'll ********** chin you." Then started walking off, all the while looking back uttering stuff like "You better stop looking at me. You better get out of here." etc etc - Really trippy? Thought he was arguing with his reflection in the window at first, but he still kept talking back as he walked off - bloody weird, funny though.