Lando Calrissian to be pan-sexual in next Star Wars film

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In b4 triggered right-wingers

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...b00d7e4c1b37a9
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Here we go.
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I doubt many would regard this as a ptoblrm.

Although I do draw the line at ewok-wookiee interspecies sex scenes.

Or any romance involving Jabba the Hutt. We got too close to that in Return of the Jedi.
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I don't see anything wrong with being sexually attracted to pans.
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So he just wants to have sex with everything? That's fine, but either it's irrelevant to the plot, or it should be given an 18 rating.
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This is all rather late to the game.

Captain Kirk was hitting aliens back in the 60s.
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(Original post by stoyfan)
I don't see anything wrong with being sexually attracted to pans.
Can sometimes be too hot to handle.
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Just put in there for the sake of it.
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Remember when movies were primarilly about telling interesting and thought provoking stories, and not just some conduit to cram in as much "muh representation" as possible?
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(Original post by Sulfolobus)
I doubt many would regard this as a ptoblrm.
The only people who may end up seeing it as a problem are the investors behind the production, if it bombs at the box-office. Not suggesting it will, it most probably won't. Personally, I find it impossible to tell how much commercial exploitation of societal trends is involved in these mega-bucks productions but, of all people, lefties ought to be suspicious of the shadowy capitalists that deliver them for consumption by the masses.
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Just put in there for the sake of it.
That's what they accuse the pans of doing too. Live and let live I say.
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it's cool, but how does one 'act' pan-sexual? lol something tells me it's going to be so subtle that you won't even notice, kinda like how Harry Potter was really gay.
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it's cool, but how does one 'act' pan-sexual? lol something tells me it's going to be so subtle that you won't even notice, kinda like how Harry Potter was really gay.
Classic sign is spending too long in the kitchen 'cooking', but when you look there's just a shiny pan and some oil. When they meet strangers in pubs they ask 'do you like cooking?' and the correct response is 'non-stick only'. It's a whole thing.
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Lmao

The new Star Wars isn't an action adventure film, it's tentacle porn :rofl: what a load of nonsense.
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(Original post by Axiomasher)
Classic sign is spending too long in the kitchen 'cooking', but when you look there's just a shiny pan and some oil. When they meet strangers in pubs they ask 'do you like cooking?' and the correct response is 'non-stick only'. It's a whole thing.
lol btw i burst out laughing at so many gammon in the 'chavs' thread but this stupid TSR wouldn't let me like it!!
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Lando was a ladies man now he's a bummer boy


Propaganda to turn Black men gay?
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I've stopped caring about the franchise. I found the past few movies so awful that I'm not going to bother with it until recent "trends" abate.
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(Original post by Joleee)
it's cool, but how does one 'act' pan-sexual? lol something tells me it's going to be so subtle that you won't even notice, kinda like how Harry Potter was really gay.
Harry Potter wasn't gay - he had a crush on Ginny.

If anything he was bisexual (given his clear broromantic feelings for Ron).
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I doubt it's gonna really mean anything in terms of plot. Whatever man
(Original post by Joleee)
it's cool, but how does one 'act' pan-sexual? lol something tells me it's going to be so subtle that you won't even notice, kinda like how Harry Potter was really gay.
It was Dumbledore that was apparently gay, despite that never being written in at all. Harry nut in Ginny, which is usually quite a straight thing to do.
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Harry nut in Ginny, which is usually quite a straight thing to do.
tbf Harry did live in a closet (under the stairs)
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