Wtf... detentions in 6th form?!?!?!!? I thought one of the points of 6th form was to treat you like an adult! In my 6th form they didn't give out detentions... and my attendance was awful... and i hardly ever completed h/w or handed it in on time...
Back in school was another story tho.... I would always get moved in class for talking/passing notes (they always moved ME and not the other person lol). Got a couple of detentions for uniform and not doing h/w. Nothing major tho. I was also quite lucky because although i was always late to school (and the rule was 3 lates = detention) i had a nice form tutor who would never tell me off for it.
Umm, I got sent to the head for filling a load of sherbert straws with salt, and dutifully distributing them to the student body at large (silly, perhaps, but I was young, stupid, and incompetant).
Also a few detentions for homework-related matters. Nothing other than that (yes, goody-two-shoes, I know).
Suspended until I changed my hair.. it was luminous pink.
Got caught with a load of shrooms that I picked from neighbouring Ashton Court estate, had to give a talk to year 7s about the dangers of eating mushrooms growing in the school fields.
Kicked out of science classes in year 9 for a term for filling up those foil lucozade bottles with gas from the taps and blowing them up.
Had a dictionary fight at lunch time.. needless to say there were casualties!
the teacher came along looked through the window, me nursing a swollen eye .. ended up bein bruised for week, my mate stod on the table screaming, another in the cupboard and the last one nursing sore private areas.
We were in trouble for that! wasting school resources!
how it makes me laugh now! childish much!
Another time we decided to **** off the lunch time supervisors and ended up having a heated argument with one! cut a long story short they decided to come at us with a whistle so we ran and hid in the toilets with one exit as u do!
had to get a male member of staff to come and fish us out!
Threatened with prosecution for using Office 2007 on my laptop =S they thought it was a pirate version, can still remember the look on the techies face when I showed him that I owned the license the next day by bringing in the case with the COA on it, still suspended me for a week though for running it on the network =S I just think he didn't like the fact I showed him up in front of the class.
I remember that when I was about seven I refused to complete a piece of maths homework because I thought it was pointless. If I remember correctly it was about 100 division problems. My theory was, if I can do one, I can do them all, therefore why should I be made to do a hundred. My parents were called in to talk to my teacher about it and I was forced to do it.
The only other time I remember being in trouble was in Lower Sixth. I went to my History lesson without my file because it became so packed with random printouts of documents that it exploded. My teacher completely erupted because apparently having every single document with me during every single history lesson was vital and that without them I would fail AS History. She later apologised to me and told me that she over reacted. Pfft. From then on I thought she was a bit of a twit.
I'm such a rebel.
Uh, Year 7, me and an accomplice phoned in a prank call on not the best of subjects. Police and bomb squad came in minutes! Young and stupid.
I once brought in a handheld radio to school and managed to tune it into the school's frequency. Then procceded to call fake back-up requests and fight reports all over the school for a good few days. Their whole system was in chaos.
I also managed to hack into the school's pc monitoring software and lock out all teachers so they couldnt spy on the students. Couldnt resist using it to control one of my I.T. teacher's pc whilst he was using it.
Eventually caught both times and threatened with expulsion, however they had no proof it was me and i'd be damned if i was gonna confess.