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Original post by nulli tertius
It has nothing to do with Oxford. Sex was invented at the University of Hull, in the library.


Sounds rather dull. Something to do with parents buggering one up.
Original post by Paracosm
This is the best thread.


As a TSR 'newbie', I have to agree - a truly very arousing thread. :smile:
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Sounds rather dull. Something to do with parents buggering one up.


No, that was the library at Leeds University

https://thetab.com/uk/leeds/2015/11/19/michael-sadler-sculpture-designed-known-paedophile-20231
Original post by Realitysreflexx
is there a female porter at any uni in the UK, we only have dudes lol.


I don't have sex with fepeople.
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Was there something wrong with the porters?


Nothing wrong, but I just never met any socially.

There were also some non-academic staff I had slept with, such as a librarian. Actually come to think of it, I think that's the only non-academic staff.
Original post by The Champion.m4a
Nothing wrong, but I just never met any socially.

There were also some non-academic staff I had slept with, such as a librarian. Actually come to think of it, I think that's the only non-academic staff.


A spreadsheet would have helped you keep track.
Original post by Fullofsurprises
A spreadsheet would have helped you keep track.


Is this is a black satin spreadsheet?
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Was there something wrong with the porters?


or the Scouts ?

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It's just like anywhere. If you are a girl, sex is easy to come by regularly. I am guessing you are a guy though so it will only be easy/easier for you if you are very confident, funny as well as reasonably attractive physically.
Original post by nulli tertius
Is this is a black satin spreadsheet?


Sorry Nulli, I don't shop at World of the Seventies.
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Original post by Fullofsurprises
Early withdrawal is particularly frowned on in Oxford. At Cambridge, it makes no difference.


The type of finish varies from college to college at Oxford, I've heard.
Original post by Airmed
The type of finish varies from college to college at Oxford, I've heard.


I don't have widespread personal experience of early departures, but at my college, my experience was that most managed to follow through to the end of the course.
Original post by nulli tertius
It has nothing to do with Oxford. Sex was invented at the University of Hull, in the library.

Always wondered why I kept seeing 2 people go to the most remote areas of the library. Was always thinking surely the books there can't be that interesting :P Does having sex near old books that are in harmonically sealed rooms have any effect on them?
Original post by nexttime
Top hit when i google 'Oxford Professor'




:sexface:


Original post by It's****ingWOODY


That's actually a photo of me, aged 21, just before finals. No one could claim I'd hadn't been hard at it.
Original post by Fullofsurprises
A spreadsheet would have helped you keep track.


What if I was hacked?
Original post by The Champion.m4a
What if I was hacked?

Then you're screwed, pun intended.
This thread :toofunny:
Just get a vibrator.