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How many guys get erections in school? I seem to a lot! Its really annoying...I dread the day when I have one and am randomly asked to stand up...How embarrassing would that be! :eek:
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think of your mother naked.
if that doesn't sort it then i wonder what kind of relationship you have with her, o/j
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The moral of the story is......don't wear tight trousers....ever.
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school trousers are made of that flimsy material though that isn't really gonna have any restraint. At least with skinny jeans you don't have as much give.
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Yeah, it happens. Aren't willys annoying?

Try to subtley flip it around so it's not...perpendicular, and then distract yourself!
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I once got an erection when wearing my reunning shorts, which leave little the imagination as it is. I then performerd the quickest dive-to-ground in the histroy of man and pretended I had cramp.
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(Original post by duckiciao)
I once got an erection when wearing my reunning shorts, which leave little the imagination as it is. I then performerd the quickest dive-to-ground in the histroy of man and pretended I had cramp.
Didn't you...uh....land on it?
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(Original post by Anonymous)
How many guys get erections in school? I seem to a lot! Its really annoying...I dread the day when I have one and am randomly asked to stand up...How embarrassing would that be! :eek:
We have all been there mate just use the American pie trick stick a trumpet up your ass be great if your doing music at GCSE or A level.
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Didn't you...uh....land on it?
Lol, no, parartrooper landing and then roll onto front.
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there are ways to make it less obvious lol.
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Yea, and also in the car, and other random places.

I think it's when you have a mix of feelings (e.g. it is warm, youre stressed/relaxed,etc)
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(Original post by Anonymous)
How many guys get erections in school? I seem to a lot! Its really annoying...I dread the day when I have one and am randomly asked to stand up...How embarrassing would that be! :eek:
Tuck it under your belt or the strap at the top of your trousers, works for me!
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Tuck it under your belt or the strap at the top of your trousers, works for me!
An old man did this that came through my till, except he wasn't subtle, and his manhood was winking at the crowds.
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An old man did this that came through my till, except he wasn't subtle, and his manhood was winking at the crowds.
:rofl:
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(Original post by duckiciao)
Lol, no, parartrooper landing and then roll onto front.
it seems you've mastered the erection dive.
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you could wear baggier less tight trousers
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basically your too sexually frustrated, and must be thinking dirty thoughts while your suppose to be working, lol good way to pass the time.
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(Original post by HipsAndHearts)
An old man did this that came through my till, except he wasn't subtle, and his manhood was winking at the crowds.
HAHA now that would scare me lol
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