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Well I'm not sure if non-glaswegians will understand the following concepts, but I'll have a go explaining.

Basically, if someone looks at you for an extended period of time(or even glance, or even if they look at you whilst talking to you casually) you have a sudden urge to here "Whit yoo lookin it?!" in an aggressive tone (What are you looking at, foo?).

Haha. Me and my mate often get the banter going haha. We're really just being ironic and taking teh piss out of chavs, but it's a laugh. Anyways, the point is, whenever I say that to him, he has a brilliant come back!

"I don't know, but a shagged it's maw" hahahahaha. I have to hand it to him, it's great.

However, I feel stumped. How do you answer that?! Basically, I want suggestions of witty comebacks from that retort! He has me stumped so far - short of pulling out a mirror just as he finishes saying it.

Need to keep the banter going.

This is a pretty weird thread, huh? You'd understand if you'd met us or you might understand already if you're glaswegian.
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She told me you had a small penis and wanted to be called 'Michelle' during intercourse.
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"That's odd, my mum died giving birth to me..."
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This thread receives an award from the Board of Stereotype Reinforcement.
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thats not witty
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Where's the wit?
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(Original post by Candescence)
"That's odd, my mum died giving birth to me..."
Nothing's more certain to kill the banter...
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She told me you had a small penis and wanted to be called 'Michelle' during intercourse.
Hahaha, I like this. Funnily enough his name's Michael x]x]
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Yassssssssssss. *celebrates with Bucky*
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Weegies :rolleyes:
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Nothing's more certain to kill the banter...
Well i suppose, but at least you get the last word... and implied necrophilia is always a laugh...isn't it?
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Say 'So did I' and wink


Nothing Like a bit of Incest to lower the tone
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Your face?
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(Original post by louisedotcom)
Say 'So did I' and wink.


Nothing Like a bit of Incest to lighten the mood
uhm....

ok..

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Weegies :rolleyes:
Weegies that say "chav":rolleyes:
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Your face?
Most annoying phrase in the English language.
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Say 'So did I' and wink


Nothing Like a bit of Incest to lower the tone
:eek:
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Weegies that say "chav":rolleyes:
It was done with the consideration that the majority of folks reading this wouldn't know what the **** neds are.

I hate explaining to folk what neds are. So yes, for TSR, it's chavs.
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