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But what if you don't have anyone to give a steak and a blow job to?? :puppyeyes:
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I'm ready to start celebrating the holiday. When will the "gifts" be exchanged?
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There must be a list of these somewhere
omg I saw a book on this before, and there was a 'Do Absolutely Nothing' Day, and I wrote it down for reference (haha) but I can't remember it now. I have to find that book again!
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:rolleyes: Wtf? Come on now. It's not like Valentine's Day is just for women, it's a day to celebrate your relationship mutually. It's not like the boyfriends slave away for their girlfriends all day and the girlfriends do nothing. Made me laugh how that group made out that men spend weeks in advance planning the most perfect gift in the world to show their devotion - I have a friend who used to work in a petrol station and used to roll her eyes at the number of men who stopped in on Valentine's Day to buy last-minute flowers ...
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Just made this; my prediction for tomorrow's Google logo.
Haha, lets hope it becomes something commercial. I doubt they'll sell any cards for it if it's a mans day though! Plenty of steaks though .
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(Original post by SilverWings)
But what if you don't have anyone to give a steak and a blow job to?? :puppyeyes:
Oh.. theres always someone
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:rolleyes: Wtf? Come on now. It's not like Valentine's Day is just for women, it's a day to celebrate your relationship mutually. It's not like the boyfriends slave away for their girlfriends all day and the girlfriends do nothing. Made me laugh how that group made out that men spend weeks in advance planning the most perfect gift in the world to show their devotion - I have a friend who used to work in a petrol station and used to roll her eyes at the number of men who stopped in on Valentine's Day to buy last-minute flowers ...
Did your boyfriend forget this year?
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Made me laugh how that group made out that men spend weeks in advance planning the most perfect gift in the world to show their devotion - I have a friend who used to work in a petrol station and used to roll her eyes at the number of men who stopped in on Valentine's Day to buy last-minute flowers ...
I think the funniest thing is that if you wanted to pull off a perfect valentines day you'd have to think that hard about it and blow a fair amount of cash, where as with men its simple; steak and blow job! Maybe if there was a set thing to get women on valentines everything would be a lot easier; a box of chocolates and some oral sex?
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Did your boyfriend forget this year?
No?

We gave each other cards - his said soppy stuff inside, and mine was handmade and had a portrait of us together inside. He also got me flowers, but this was an added bonus as we decided not to do presents and I'd never expect them or be disappointed not to get them!
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No?

We gave each other cards - his said soppy stuff inside, and mine was handmade and had a portrait of us together inside. He also got me flowers, but this was an added bonus as we decided not to do presents and I'd never expect them or be disappointed not to get them!
He's not expecting a steak and blowjob tommorow, that'll be a right treat. Think how happy you were to get flowers and times it by 1000 and you're not even close to how happy he'll be.
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I think the funniest thing is that if you wanted to pull off a perfect valentines day you'd have to think that hard about it and blow a fair amount of cash, where as with men its simple; steak and blow job! Maybe if there was a set thing to get women on valentines everything would be a lot easier; a box of chocolates and some oral sex?
It needn't cost much at all - but I admit that some imagination is needed. To be fair, though, I try to put quite a bit of imagination into the cards I give my man, because it's nice to be personal rather than just doing something that would suit anyong. Or even anyone.

I like your avatar, by the by. [It's true.]
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He's not expecting a steak and blowjob tommorow, that'll be a right treat. Think how happy you were to get flowers and times it by 1000 and you're not even close to how happy he'll be.
Wouldn't he rather we had proper sex? I know I'd prefer it.

Anyway, we've both gone vegan for Lent, so no steak for him - and I view it as an "all-or-nothing" kind of occasion.
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Wouldn't he rather we had proper sex? I know I'd prefer it.

Anyway, we've both gone vegan for Lent, so no steak for him - and I view it as an "all-or-nothing" kind of occasion.
Sex and a steak sounds alright, but sex and a veggie burger is just pushing your luck.
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Sex and a steak sounds alright, but sex and a veggie burger is just pushing your luck.
He can't even have veggie burgers because they usually have egg in!

Sex and falafel? Maybe a nice salad?
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He can't even have veggie burgers because they usually have egg in!

Sex and falafel? Maybe a nice salad?
That really would be the last straw. It's like him turning up to valentines day in rags to take you to mcdonalds or something, when you clearly know he can afford to wear a shirt and take you to a fancy restaurant.
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I like mine rare.
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Bwahahaha.

I like mine well done :rofl:
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