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Any good jokes?

Anyone got any good jokes to share? Feel a bit crappy so could do with some cheesy jokes to laugh at.

Any politically/religiously incorrect jokes are welcome so no haters please!

Thanks :smile:

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza don't scream in the oven
Original post by Fez_Shabbir
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza don't scream in the oven

Tasteless joke
Original post by Fez_Shabbir
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza don't scream in the oven


omg I regret logging back in 🤯
What’s a mexican’s favourite sport?

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Original post by Fez_Shabbir
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza don't scream in the oven


Ouch, as much as that made me laugh, some people may report that :/

😂😂😂😂

Any more?
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Original post by 69Tekashi69
Tasteless joke


It wasn’t as cheesy as I would’ve liked

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What do you call a Muslim shrink?

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Original post by Cuddly Lizard


I will not fraternise with another forum :shock:

:lol:

Thanks :smile:
what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

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whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

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Do you know why leper's often fail their driving test?

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Original post by ShishaSmoker
What’s a mexican’s favourite sport?

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I guessed high jumping haha
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?

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uh what do you... well when you cross a bird an... uh why is 7 afraid of s, i mean six afraid of the bea, i mean 7, you know what this went badly
why did the dolphin cross the road?

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What do you call a Sikh sitting on the toilet?

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Original post by Fez_Shabbir
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza don't scream in the oven


Wtf man.
When going through our joint finances one day, my partner made a snide comment about how much money I spent on alcohol.

Not wishing to leave it, I made a comment about how much she was spending on underwear and perfume.

She quickly replied, "that's to make myself look sexy for you babe".

I told her that's what the frikin beer is for.

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