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Boyfriend peed on me

Hi my boyfriend kept going on about someone who gave their boyfriend a golden shower and kept hinting he wanted to try it, I said no and he did it anyway

What do I do now

Am I pregnant
Sh*tpost
Agreed. Waste of my time. 30 secs I’ll never get back!
Reply 3
Original post by Tankinator
Sh*tpost


Do you mean piss post :wink:
Yes and they'll be yellow skinned children. Happy now?
Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?
If you think this will make you pregnant, you're not informed enough to be sexual with anyone else.
I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on!
Original post by HopelessAgony37
Agreed. Waste of my time. 30 secs I’ll never get back!


It took you 30 seconds to read that!



Garbage post. People like the OP shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce.
Reply 9
Original post by WoIfy
Do you mean piss post :wink:


*Seinfeld music*
So are you preganananant?
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Reply 12
I saw a thread like this months ago, make up something new.
Original post by Anonymous
Hi my boyfriend kept going on about someone who gave their boyfriend a golden shower and kept hinting he wanted to try it, I said no and he did it anyway

What do I do now

Am I pregnant


Dump him, that's f**king gross. No, you can't get pregnant from pee
I just lost a few brain cells reading this. "Am I pregnant?"


Of course!



You must be pissed off.

Sorry notsorry
Reply 15
Should have mixed it with robinsons
Original post by Andrew97
It took you 30 seconds to read that!



Garbage post. People like the OP shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce.


Lol, ahhh I’m a wee bit slow, mate. Stumbled through each word. Kind of like your post. Now I’ve wasted a full minute of my time on this garbage thread! :angry:
Sounds like something from yahoo answers circa 2008

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