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    Let's all tell some jokes.

    Why did I decide to get a tan?
    Just cos
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    I’ve got a joke for you.

    The government.
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    (Original post by tom.williams121)
    I’ve got a joke for you.

    The government.
    Any more jokes?
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    (Original post by Baza2002)
    Let's all tell some jokes.

    Why did I decide to get a tan?
    Just cos
    Roses are red. Nuts are brown.
    Skirts go up. Pants come down.
    Body to body. Skin to Skin.
    When it's stiff, you stick it in
    Goes in dry, and comes out wet
    The longer it's in, the stronger it gets
    It comes out dripping and starts to sag
    It's not what you think...

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    Show

    It's just a teabag
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    How do you kill 200 flies at once?
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    (Original post by Afforestation)
    How do you kill 200 flies at once?
    I don't know
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    I taught her :awesome:
    She didn't want refund
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    (Original post by Baza2002)
    I don't know
    Hit a nigerian in the face with a frying pan.

    (plz no ban)
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    (Original post by Afforestation)
    Hit a nigerian in the face with a frying pan.

    (plz no ban)
    I don't understand
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    Joke: my life
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    Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?

    They each got 6 months!
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    Why don't people like jokes about sheep?
    They are baaad
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    Did you hear about the guy thrown in prison for refusing to take a nap?

    He was resisting a rest!
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    (Original post by MayoJack)
    Did you hear about the guy thrown in prison for refusing to take a nap?

    He was resisting a rest!
    Good joke.

    Keep them coming.
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    Whats the worst thing about being black and jewish?
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    What did one eye say to the other eye?

    Between you and me, something smells
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    (Original post by Afforestation)
    Whats the worst thing about being black and jewish?
    I don't know
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    (Original post by Afforestation)
    Whats the worst thing about being black and jewish?
    Your jokes seem to be a bit lacking 🤔
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    Oh oh oh

    Why do ghosts love elevators?

    Because they lift their spirits!


    I know, I know

    Boooooo
 
 
 
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