Ordering a dildo while you still live at home

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Have any of you done this. How do you do it confidently without your parents finding out and keeping it a secret.
I haven't left to go off to uni yet.
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bfm.mcdermott
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I haven’t personally done this but Love Honey say they will package anything you buy from them in discreet, boring packaging. If your parents ever open your post, you could time it close to a birthday/mothers day/fathers day/ etc. and tell them not to open anything because it might be a present. Or you could get it delivered to a pick-up place if there are any near you. Or you could buy it in person so you don’t have the risk of it being delivered.

I would hide it in a shoe box or something under my bed or at the bottom of a wardrobe - or just in a bag inside a backpack. Make it look like something boring so no one will bother opening it.

Good luck
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too much of a risk i think you will be paranoid when people are in your room and if somebody finds it then you are ****ed. stick to cucumbers and condoms las lol
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for delivery, you can buy it off amazon and get it delivered to a locker. no risk there, just pick it up yourself obviously (it'd just be in an amazon box).

as for actually having the thing at home, if you've got family that go in your room a lot or maybe look through your stuff, it could be a problem?

but thinking about it rationally, how likely is it parents or whoever would just choose to look through your stuff? particularly if it were hidden in a bag within a bag or something? I think when it gets to that sort of prying, if it were any normal person looking you would expect they'd realise what an invasion of privacy it was and instinctively back off. Just don't leave it lying around.
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I ordered one and unfortunately was asleep when it arrived. My grandmother received it and she opened it and now I have to explain how the fountain pen I ordered turned into a "back massager". And she is very aware of what the shape is.
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You can get it sent to your nearest post office and collect it from there. Look up “Poste Restante” on the Post Office website.
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