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A powerful sense of dread...

The longer the note, the more dread...

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Original post by It's****ingWOODY
The longer the note, the more dread...


woody go back to hitting children, you're not making sense anymore
bedtime Woody :h:
The more dread, the longer the note....
(edited 5 years ago)
Original post by have
woody go back to hitting children, you're not making sense anymore


F*** off, cleanshirt...
Original post by the bear
bedtime Woody :h:


Yeah, well if you're leaving now, don't even f***ing DREAM of coming back!!!
Clean shirt? Isn't that GOOD?
I have a mouth, but do not speak. I have a bed, but never sleep. What am I?
Original post by Viva Emptiness
Clean shirt? Isn't that GOOD?


How do you get that shirt so clean, mate?
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
I have a mouth, but do not speak. I have a bed, but never sleep. What am I?


a sex offender in prison getting the fruit of his labour?
Original post by Oruese
a sex offender in prison getting the fruit of his labour?


Nicholas Lyndhurst.
How can Woody be this virgin? I thought it was impossible :awesome:
No logo on the foam.
Original post by Perceval
No logo on the foam.


What you're doing there is, you're drinking an advert, ain't ya? Eh? S***head...
Original post by Miss Maddie
How can Woody be this virgin? I thought it was impossible :awesome:


It's not who you know. It's who you blow.
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
What you're doing there is, you're drinking an advert, ain't ya? Eh? S***head...


Can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
It's not who you know. It's who you blow.


You don't have a hole in your jeans for nothing
Original post by Perceval
Can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?


No. Are you... tripping?
Original post by Miss Maddie
You don't have a hole in your jeans for nothing


To think all this time I thought it was for easier weeing :zomg:



Not yet :colone:
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
To think all this time I thought it was for easier weeing :zomg:



Not yet :colone:




Call me Mrs Woody

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