What perfume/aftershave do you hate?

Based on this story about a woman who fought off a carjacker with a bottle of Elizabeth Arden Red Door perfume: http://jezebel.com/375039/smell-ya-later
What fragrances send you packing!?
I think I hate just about any perfume I wore at school! I used to love Ralph by Ralph Lauren (the one in the blue bottle) but now.. it's so fruity it just makes me gag! I remember having a bottle of perfume manufactured by Oasis (the clothes shop) in year 8, it actually smelled of coconut, we all thought it was gorgeous though! I always find the perfumes in Next vile too.
I hate the really musky ones my mum has aswel, like Dior Poison, that one could knock anyone out I swear. And Giorgio Beverly Hills, it smells of piss.
Aftershave wise, I hate Versace Blue Jeans, it reminds me of 13 year old boys at the youth club, not subtle!

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Reply 1

emma!!!

i hate all the fruity and flowery smelling perfumes, id much rather use mens eg lynx :smile:

Reply 2

Angelil

Lynx is disgusting :puke:

Reply 3

lodzinski

DKNY be delicious turns me right off.

Reply 4

minimo

anything 'rosey'

also stuff like jordan and britney's perfume. I don't want their essence wafting around me.

Reply 5

meekan

britney spears fantasy....eurgh.

Reply 6

PoisonDonna

Celebrity scents are usually pretty cheap smelling and a bit ergh.

I can't stand Lynx, even though that's a spray.

Reply 7

HenryIX

99p collection lol. and that white one with a bottle shape of a man.

Reply 8

Ilora-Danon

Anything that's endorsed by a celebrity, anything that's overly floral or fruity.

Reply 9

Impossible princess

Celeb ones are all nasty, they're all either sickly sweet or totally overpowering.

Reply 10

rachd_22

diesel .... its horrid.

Reply 11

ShinyApple

To be honest, I quite like the smell of Britney's. I kinda love her though.

I hate Aramis and anything else that begins with an A.

Reply 12

Megs925

I Dont Like Any Celbrity Perfumes ... J.Los Perfume Still was pretty good
But its just publicity for them so all their perfumes suck . . .

Reply 13

TheMannequin

i hate the ones that are sold in pharmacies/newsagents LOL

the really overpowering ones. ewwww

Reply 14

grace_

Calvin Klein Euphoria and LouLou are guaranteed to give me a blinding headache if I have to sit near someone wearing either of them.
I love the smell of Samsara but whenever I try it I always end up depressed - obviously there's some truth in aromatherapy after all! :p:

Reply 15

louisedotcom

I dont have any specifc ones but old lady ones I hate- the ones that spell like poperi and get stuck in the back of your throat.

I also really dislike ones that are supposed to smell like fruit, especially melon and weird ones like that :s-smilie:

I dont like mens ones that smell musky and like a dirty old pub yuck.

Reply 16

slimbob

i cant stand angel for women.. think its in a star shaped bottle, my sister used to wear it.. and i hated it.

Reply 17

spacecowgirl89

Ralph by Ralph Lauren because it reminds me of eyeballs. (My friend was wearing it while we had a dissection in school) :p:

Reply 18

AsphyxiateD

I hate Brut... it's so old man like and smells convincingly like mouthwash.

Perfume-wise, meh I don't know, I'm not familiar with any perfume names, lol.

Reply 19

Laursy

here goes my list,

perfume,
elizabeth arden blue grass (smells like an old biddy),
stella macartney (the one i have in a bag somewhere is far far too strong,
eden (makes me get a headache)
ise myasky (can;t spell it but its more like issy myakky coz it makes me throw up)
anything that is a pretend one you get on the market, i dunt care if it smells exactly like the £49 one i won;t pay £1.50 for it coz they give me headache,
ummm the new green tea (lotus is really gross)
gwen stefani smells like furnuture polish,
charlie red eww reminds me of being a chav,

mens ones
jooop, if anyone is within at least 5 metres of me and i smell it i get a headache instantly!! no kidding i hate the stuff!!! cheapo,
CKin2u, smells like wee wee
CK1 also smells like wee wee!!
anything by CK smells like weewee!!
lynx reminds me of chavy boyfriends at highschool like a million years ago and none wants to be reminded of that!!