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name some funny song lyrics

"i coulda went to school to be a doctor
but i dropped out and chose to be a baller"
tricky for me, i listen to too much "deep music"...
“I like my Fanta with no ice” not exactly funny, but strange to put it in a song
Original post by ZiggyStardust_
tricky for me, i listen to too much "deep music"...


haven't you heard of anything questionable? i'm sure even deep music has some really odd lines
An older version of me, is she perverted like me, would she go down on you in a theatre - Alanis Morisette You Oughta Know

Your famous friend well I blew him before you - Franz Ferdinand Do You Want To
Original post by rainclouds-
wtaf

well it's kanye so i'm not completely surprised


i agree 😂
said, "Rule Number 1: To Be A Boss-Ass *****"
Never let a clown *****, try to play you
If he play you, then "Rule number 2: -
**** his best friends, then make 'em "yes" men"
And get a **** pic, and then you press "Send"
And send a red heart, and send a kissy face
And tell him that his friends, love how your pussy taste
And that's rule 3: I'm the school T
My wrist look like, I am a jewel thief
But that's just cause, I am a boss *****
Now macaroni cheese, and grill my swordfish
England is my city
..
(edited 5 years ago)
okay so maybe it's mostly rap, grime and hip hop

still...
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"I'm so fly, I'm gettin' head like a blow dryer"
Trying to buy me some time then I remembered this magic trick
Dun da dun da dun dunnn Go-Go Gadget D***!
Whipped that s*** out and there ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground caused an earthquake and power outage!

From Eminem - As The World Turns. Whole song is hilarious tbh.
I'm frequently amused by Weird Al:


First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
"Happy Days" is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
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‘’I’ll pick you up at half past 3. We’ll have lasagna’’ Oasis - Digsy’s Dinner

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