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kneecap him.
get a couple of bottles of milk, put a note on them saying you put laxatives in one of the bottles, but actually put laxatives in both bottles so if they ignore your note, they will pay and will quickly know that you're not playing. do it for a couple of weeks (probably no milk for you during these weeks but it might be worth it in the end?) and you might even get to see who actually steals your milk
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Tell them you have jizzed in it. Or, even better, let them see you do it.
Put a sticker with ‘expressed breast milk’ on it
Say the magic words:

Stop drinking my ****ing milk
change the expiry date with a black pen?
Put a couple of tablespoons of salt in it.
This is why I drank goats milk...
Spit in it, do it while they’re watching.
Go vegan. In fact, do that anyway.
Put coloured dye in it.
Original post by Scienceisgood
Hey Guys;

Apparently I have thieving housemates who drink my milk.

Best way of getting them to stop?


Get a mini fridge or put food colouring in it. Is it labelled as yours?
get a mini fridge, put it in your room.
If you're male then one day burst into the living room and ask; "Who ate that stuff in the yoghurt pots?"
When they reply, "You mean the yoghurt?",
Just say, "Whatever man but you guys should get yourselves tested."

They'll never trust anything you put in the fridge ever again.
Has nobody helped themselves to your goats milk yet?
Hope your luck holds out.
Over the years I've been relieved of all my milks: semi skimmed bottles from the milkman, jersey gold top, goats milk, even dairy free almond, soya & oats milks.


Original post by Tiger Rag
This is why I drank goats milk...
these replies have me dead lmao
Dairy free milk still gets appropriated.
I've had plenty of almond, soya, oat, nut and rice milks snatched.
The ones from the supermarket, health stores and those I made myself.
Want to deep sigh thinking about it.

Original post by awkwardshortguy
Go vegan. In fact, do that anyway.
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cricket bat to the head

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