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    I haven't updated mine since I was very drunk and it's just a bunch of jargon. So I thought I could turn to The Student Room for new status ideas.
    What are the funniest/dumbest ones you've read?
    I see a lot of;
    Robert is happy!
    Sophie is bored.
    YAWNNNNN.
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    The jargon drunken ones are the best! =)
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    My friend has one that says:

    Nick is doing your mum... Yeah I went there =)

    It made me laugh for some reason

    xx
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    I like the Chinese ones! Can't tell what they're saying, but they look cool.
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    (Original post by LethalBizzle)
    The jargon drunken ones are the best! =)

    What makes drunken typing jargon? Do you know what jargon means?!
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    mine was

    old women walks down road "I would" "I have" "I AM"
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    (Original post by Frannnnn)
    I haven't updated mine since I was very drunk and it's just a bunch of jargon. So I thought I could turn to The Student Room for new status ideas.
    What are the funniest/dumbest ones you've read?
    I see a lot of;
    Robert is happy!
    Sophie is bored.
    YAWNNNNN.
    Is your username from Black Books? Haha if it is.....BOOOO if it's not :p:

    Oh and errrr, not sure about the Facebook thing...I've done a few funny ones I guess, but I think they tend to be "Haha that's funny" but no-one else thinks they're funny kinda things
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    (Original post by Silver Fox)
    What makes drunken typing jargon? Do you know what jargon means?!
    Nope, but I was quoting the OP. Please enlighten me...
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    (Original post by dobbs)
    Is your username from Black Books? Haha if it is.....BOOOO if it's not :p:

    Oh and errrr, not sure about the Facebook thing...I've done a few funny ones I guess, but I think they tend to be "Haha that's funny" but no-one else thinks they're funny kinda things
    haha, no, but i might just lie and say it is! loved that programme!
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    (Original post by LethalBizzle)
    Nope, but I was quoting the OP. Please enlighten me...
    Jargon is terminology that relates to a specific activity, profession or group.

    Tech speak if you will. Language that needs to be laid out in laymans terms for anyone else to really understand.
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    (Original post by Frannnnn)
    haha, no, but i might just lie and say it is! loved that programme!
    Ehh so what is your username from if not that? Or is it just your name lol...!
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    I remember one of my friend wrote:..."BOMBAH! Mah belleh is on fireeehh!!!"
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    (Original post by dobbs)
    Ehh so what is your username from if not that? Or is it just your name lol...!
    yep, sorry to disappoint... it's my name!
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    Mine are always boring ones from song lyrics.

    Lauren is wondering why the funky music didn't do the talking talking during her GCSE French exam.

    Was probably the only one that deviated from "is bored", "enjoyed her weekend", and "is back at uni" etc.
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    (Original post by Silver Fox)
    Jargon is terminology that relates to a specific activity, profession or group.

    Tech speak if you will. Language that needs to be laid out in laymans terms for anyone else to really understand.
    You could argue that only drunk people can understand other drunk people, therefore drunken jargon

    Either way, this is a complete waste of my time, I'm sure you have better things to do than hanging around forums correcting people's posts aswell.
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    (Original post by Frannnnn)
    yep, sorry to disappoint... it's my name!
    Ah yes very disappointing :p: I was expecting to meet a fellow Black Books/Bill Bailey lover.....but my hopes were dashed as quick as they had been raised

    Just another person called Fran...that's all you are!! :mad:




    haha....

    This is why I love the Chat forum. Can talk crap and get away with it. I did this last week in the H&R forum and got a warning point. No fairs I say!
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    (Original post by LaurenFah)
    Lauren is wondering why the funky music didn't do the talking talking during her GCSE French exam.
    haha, i love it!
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    (Original post by dobbs)
    Ah yes very disappointing :p: I was expecting to meet a fellow Black Books/Bill Bailey lover.....but my hopes were dashed as quick as they had been raised

    Just another person called Fran...that's all you are!! :mad:




    haha....

    This is why I love the Chat forum. Can talk crap and get away with it. I did this last week in the H&R forum and got a warning point. No fairs I say!

    bill bailey's okay... i guess. if you're into hair. which i am. so. yes.
    i got a warning for asking for a porn link
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    Yeah drunk ones are the best, im always worried when i wake up the following morning to see what tragedy ive done to my facebook account,
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    (Original post by Frannnnn)
    bill bailey's okay... i guess. if you're into hair. which i am. so. yes.
    i got a warning for asking for a porn link
    :eek: Just "okay" - he's one of the funniest people to ever be born. Clearly you haven't seen his stand up. If you have and not found it funny, you're just...wrong! :p:

    You asked for a porn link? Haha....I want a porn link. Oops...will I get a warning for that?
 
 
 
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