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    Vista Code

    Probably best off in here?
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    I was surfing the web and stumbled across this which might make a few people grin. Apologies if someone's already posted it 8 times.
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    Ha, I have to admit I laughed
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    Oh god, I feel so sad for laughing >_<
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    Lol that's good "totalNewFeatues = 3" "totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0" "readyForRelease = FALSE" hehe
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    *Crylaugh*
    I'm such a geek
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    there's nowt wrong with geek humour! Made I larf though.
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    Hahahah, good stuff. Haven't seen it before either.
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    Good stuff indeed!!

    Especially the 'float numberofbugs = 345889E+08' line!!
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    (Original post by noaksey)
    Good stuff indeed!!

    Especially the 'float numberofbugs = 345889E+08' line!!
    I've gotta admit that one made me chuckle quite heartily too.
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    My C++ is very rusty but I did understand every word of it . However I am a fan of Vista.
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    (Original post by AT82)
    My C++ is very rusty but I did understand every word of it . However I am a fan of Vista.
    Heretic, I've not used it extensively but its reputation precedes it, the usual beta test on the public.
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    ^ that just proves you've never used it properly, then :p:

    I understood that, which i was quite impressed about, but I agree with AT82 :^_^:
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    A programmer started to cuss
    Because getting to sleep was a fuss
    As he lay there in bed
    Looping ’round in his head
    was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
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    lol thanks for posting!
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    Haha, I love how it ends with RunWindowsXP(); - classic!
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    (Original post by Sidhe)
    Vista Code

    Probably best off in here?
    Code parody:






    I was surfing the web and stumbled across this which might make a few people grin. Apologies if someone's already posted it 8 times.
    Hehe, quite like that one
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    I had a similar one in an advert in a PC mag and I made a blog Post on it,

    Here is the link
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    If you're running Vista at this precise moment make sure you don't spend too long looking at the mick take or Vista might recognise and BSOD.
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    (Original post by jam_man)
    If you're running Vista at this precise moment make sure you don't spend too long looking at the mick take or Vista might recognise and BSOD.
    Oddly enough I've had a total of zero microsoft-related BSODs since Vista beta. Every single BSoD came from nVidia's crappy drivers.
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    Your snippets missing code.
    you forgot the:

    #define tknTrue true;//Ran out of datatypes to typedef so moved onto keywords.
    #define overwrite tknTrue; //hungarian notation keeps stuff readable, tkn = token.
    #define else tknElse;
    #define if tknIf;

    tknIf(linux.isFound() ==overwrite) {install(linux.path,overwrite);}
    tknelse{installNormal();}
 
 
 
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