Masturbating Housemate.....

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Reply 60

Kagutsuchi

If you can't look this man in the eye, then don't look at any man - for all has masturbated one time or another.

Reply 61

prettygreeneyes99

Robob

Do you ever notice your biscuits going missing?

pardon?

Reply 62

lazza

Robob

Do you ever notice your biscuits going missing?

haha classy

Reply 63

tom_pinnock54

people in my halls last year, used to have competitons against shared walls!

join in. be a man.

I think what the O.P is saying is, that its not that they MIND that he was doing that, its the fact that his bed was banging against her wall while she was trying to sleep?

Obviously its not a big deal, but when his bed is banging against your wall (lmao!)
thats a bit ott!!

Reply 66

strawberry

my boyfriend caught his roommate masturbating last year...and he hasn't said a word to him about it...but they're still great friends. The only reason why they aren't rooming together anymore is cos his roommate wanted to live offcampus.

Reply 67

Dionysus

lol what's wrong with them having a ****? Everyone does it. It's like when you hear your flatmate having sex - why is it any different to when it's you?

Reply 68

amylase55

you could listen to music on headphones so you cant hear him

Reply 69

thedevilisback

you could start masturbating yourself, even louder so as to repay the favour. Just hope he doesnt get the wrong impression and you decide to compete in order to determine who can do it louder.

Reply 70

username47781

Ah let him knock one off if he wants too, he's gotta relieve himself somehow.

Reply 71

Sir Rogers

Anonymous

so yeah.... quite an awkward topic!

I've been living in a student house for the past 7-8 months and everythings been fine. Only last night I noticed my housemate (whos in the room next to mine) was making a repeating friction sought of sound when I was trying to sleep.

At first I thought it could be anything but after 15 minutes of hearing his bed knock against my wall, it really got irritating and i felt sick :confused:

. Now things are really awkward and I cant look at him in the eye anymore.

Part of me wants to kill him, another wants me to keep quiet. The thing is we've recently signed a contract to live in the same house next year which makes things worse!

Do I tell him? If so how?

Your best is probably to keep quiet, why would you feel the need not to look him into the eye anymore?

Anyway on a long-term solution, if it keeps you awake again, your best option is just to walk over to his room and have a good time. :cool:

Reply 72

NiceCupOfTea

Was she openly lesbian?

Nah, she was straight (well, still is assume, I doubt she's dead).

Reply 73

. sav .

try living with a 20stone man who thinks its fun to have sex at all hours of the day / night with his gf who thinks she's in a porn movie...

Reply 74

Sir Rogers

sav_606_rebels

try living with a 20stone man who thinks its fun to have sex at all hours of the day / night with his gf who thinks she's in a porn movie...

He ... two desperately horny people have found their way to each other?

Well I'm sorry for you sweety. I tell you what, if you go for a run every time they start, you'll keep fit and it's not gonna bother you, unless they keep on working it through the night, you're probably better off getting some earplugs :s-smilie:

Reply 75

inkblot

prettygreeneyes99

Also, please consider, the boys in the flat opposite me ALL go for a **** at the same time. Communal masturbation, im so glad.

Erm, how do you know that? Are you sure it wasn't coinciding at a fairly logical time like, say, the end of Hollyoaks? :biggrin:

Reply 76

Anonymous #5

Renal

Another sexually repressed fresher on the forum?

Guesses on gender, race and religion on a postcard!

Dont know about that...but im pretty sure we can guess that you are a complete and utter narrow minded idiot

Reply 77

silent

stfu various anons :rolleyes:

Reply 78

Arteta

I heard two of my house mates having sex before I met them. hahaha, i'm not even joking. (Not with eachother btw)

Nobody cares at uni. Only prudes. I'm pretty sure multiple people have heard me. It's normal. Just sleep with him (If he's 'hot' that is).