I'm a Satanist. AMA

(Not the Sacrificing Baby's sort I'm afraid. Sorry to disappoint!)

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Hi! Umm, what type of satanist are you?

Are you afraid of what people might think of you as they're ill-informed?

Are some of the precepts/rules/guidelines pretty intense for some people? Like destroying people if they're constantly annoying?

There are some pretty nice parts in satanism, better than other religions.

Sorry for the bombardment, just interested!

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Axiomasher

Do you prefer roast potatoes or mashed?

Wym

Original post by Axiomasher

Do you prefer roast potatoes or mashed?

Mashed Potato, In a heartbeat. How is this even a question!

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londonmyst

What is your opinion of Anton LaVey, author of The Satanic Bible and founder of The Church of Satan in California?

noted...

Say what?

Do you do anything to show that you are a Satanist?

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Xenon009

Original post by Obolinda

Don't worry about the bombardment, Its nice to see people interested!

I'm a Laveyan Satanist, And Absolutely I worry about what people might think of me if they aren't well informed (Which lets be honest, I can understand why) It's the reason I normally Just say I'm agnostic to avoid the funny looks you get when you say "Oh btw I'm a satanist"

As for
"If A guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and Without mercy"

"When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him"

They are quite extreme, But I highly doubt anyone interprets them litterally, I personally see it as the Church having a good sense of humour.

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Obolinda

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Original post by Xenon009

They are quite extreme, But I highly doubt anyone interprets them litterally, I personally see it as the Church having a good sense of humour.

lol, haha

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Xenon009

Original post by I'm God

Say what?

Do you do anything to show that you are a Satanist?

Yes, But probably not in the way your thinking.

I own a copy of the satanic Bible, And try at least to live by the 11 satanic rules of the earth (Although not litterally, I don't destroy annoying people, although I wish I could.) But I don't go around in Robes sacrificing Virgins. (Sacrificing virgins is quite unpopular)

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Xenon009

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss

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I'm God

Original post by Xenon009

I haven't read the Bible or Satanic Bible, so I don't know what the rules and things are, but I appreciate that you are not destroying things and killing people :smile:

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Xenon009

Original post by londonmyst

What is your opinion of Anton LaVey, author of The Satanic Bible and founder of The Church of Satan in California?

I think a lot of people could learn from him, Many people are quick to ignore him after reading that he founded the church of satan, But In my opinion (And I might be slightly biased) he had some really good ideas, Especially at a time when Strict adherence to christianity was the norm.

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AperfectBalance

You could have said you are edgy, I hope you grow out of this phase

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Xenon009

Original post by I'm God

I haven't read the Bible or Satanic Bible, so I don't know what the rules and things are, but I appreciate that you are not destroying things and killing people :smile:

If your interested, the rules are (In short form)
Don't give your opinion unless it is wanted. (Aka Don't jump down people's throats)
When in anothers home, Treat them with respect.
If a guest in your home is disrespectful, Treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Don't make unwanted advances
Don't take stuff from other people (Unless they want to be rid of it ofc)
Acknowledge the powers of magic if it has worked for you (Which I chose to interpret as "When you get lucky, Appreciate it")
Don't complain about things that you can change.
Don't harm Kids or animals (Unless it is self defence or they are for your food)
and finally, Don't bother people in the street. If someone bothers you in the street, Destroy him.

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Xenon009

Original post by AperfectBalance

You could have said you are edgy, I hope you grow out of this phase

I knew that was coming. Believe it or not this isn't me being an edgelord, It's just a good, Fairly well humored way to live your life.

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I'm God

Original post by Xenon009

Don't complain about things that you can change.
Don't harm Kids or animals (Unless it is self defence or they are for your food)
and finally, Don't bother people in the street. If someone bothers you in the street, Destroy him.