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Best Dad Jokes

I want to hear your very best Dad jokes - and don't hold back at all!

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know :laugh:
Reply 2
Original post by monkeyman0121
no...


So you replied because...
I still miss my wife... BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER
Don’t take offence, take a gate
Original post by Infinite Series
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know :laugh:

I don't get it. Could you explain it?
Reply 6
Sadly I'm not one to joke.
Original post by Quick-use
I don't get it. Could you explain it?

There's a famous question that people don't know the answer to- what came first, the chicken or the egg?
So my joke was that i'd ordered them both off Amazon and then we'll see which arrives first:colondollar:
Reply 8
I don't always tell Dad jokes.

But when I do, he laughs.
Reply 9
"A husband wanted to take his wife fishing. He said if she refused she would have to make it up for him by giving him either anal or oral sex. She chose oral. After a couple of minutes she looks up at her husband and says "Honey, you taste like ****" to which he replies "yeah, the dog didn't want to go either"
Reply 10
Original post by MrMarks
I want to hear your very best Dad jokes - and don't hold back at all!


I thought this thread would be full of cusses aimed at random people's dad's

*Leaves topic disappointed*
Mistakes happen...
(edited 5 years ago)
I’d tell you a joke about Pizzas but it’d be too cheesy
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.

Yeah, I'm not proud.
Reply 14
Original post by ANM775
I thought this thread would be full of cusses aimed at random people's dad's

*Leaves topic disappointed*


I mean by all means start us off...
off topic but if the shop is a 5 minute walk and the average human walks 1.4m/s. why is my dad still not back after 15 years :cry:
Original post by RazzzBerries
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.

Yeah, I'm not proud.

did you hear the news tho.

two guys robbed a calendar. but you'll never guess what sentencing they got.


6 months each
Original post by MrMarks
I want to hear your very best Dad jokes - and don't hold back at all!


I once ate my favourite watch...

Spoiler

'I'm hungry'
'Hi hungry I'm dad'

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