I want to hear your very best Dad jokes - and don't hold back at all!
I still miss my wife... BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER
Sadly I'm not one to joke.
I don't always tell Dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.
"A husband wanted to take his wife fishing. He said if she refused she would have to make it up for him by giving him either anal or oral sex. She chose oral. After a couple of minutes she looks up at her husband and says "Honey, you taste like ****" to which he replies "yeah, the dog didn't want to go either"
Last edited by arabie2001; 1 month ago
I’d tell you a joke about Pizzas but it’d be too cheesy
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
Yeah, I'm not proud.