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Original post by I'mComingOxford
did you hear the news tho.

two guys robbed a calendar. but you'll never guess what sentencing they got.


6 months each


Is it bad that it took me 10 seconds to figure this out rather than immediately, considering I have my final maths paper tomorrow? Good one though :rofl:
Original post by RazzzBerries
Is it bad that it took me 10 seconds to figure this out rather than immediately, considering I have my final maths paper tomorrow? Good one though :rofl:


thanks a lot. i knew i was funny. id believe it when ppl say it but since u subtly hinted it ty :lol:

nope took me a lot longer whoever told me.

got history tmr and haven't done anything today. i need help with procrastination :frown:
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Tried to catch some fog in a net earlier.

Mist.
What type of bees make milk instead of honey....?

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BOOBEES
These are too good
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Original post by SleepyGnome
Don’t take offence, take a gate


Melinda took a Gates now she's taken offence
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(edited 2 years ago)
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When dad tells an awful joke, but you need £20

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Reply 29
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!

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