My gun looked at me this morning and told me to switch the safety off, I did and then asked why, it said, ‘because you snore’.
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I tucked you in my book and kept inside her bag in case I forget but surprisingly her bag couldn't keep the secret and spilled the beans. Your dear pen sneered at my foolishness and sputtered, " You hag. Can't you live for once as real?" shocking the daylights of my boyfriend.
Why does it have to my liver? Why should she love my liver and not me?
A magician working on a cruiseliner doing tricks. A parrot on his shoulder watching keeps giving his tricks away saying "it's up his sleeves! it's down his jumper! it's up his trousers leg!". The ship's boiler explodes blowing the ship. The magician and his parrot floating in the ocean sat on a bit of debris. The parrot just staring at the magician. After 4 days he says "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"
The sky tore at her scream. The clouds slurred his name. The birds chased him. Why did she waste so lame?
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