Has there ever been an age when Uni graduates come out of there so unprepared to deal with the real world? Or is this what education is all about? What about sprouts, do they make anyone feel unwelcome?
The poor kids would be catatonic if they ever saw such an exotic and extravagant sight, although they can get 'pus at Yo Sushi and probably Wetherspoon.
Balliol to ban the words "napkin" and "dinner"....
instead the young folk will be using "serviettes" to keep their "evening meal" away from their tracksuits.
"Gaudy Nights" to be renamed "Fun With One's Mates Nights"
Oxford Colleges will no longer allowed the use of the term "Buttery"... instead it will be replaced with "Margery"