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https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/17...s-comfortable/

at last the ivory towers are starting to crumble ( that would be apple crumble, not quince and durian btw )

O tempora, o mores! Senatus haec intellegit. consul videt; hic tamen vivit

to be replaced with....

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/16d...t=401&fit=crop
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#octopuslivesmatter
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(Original post by CoolCavy)
#octopuslivesmatter
#notsureaboutrodentstho

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Has there ever been an age when Uni graduates come out of there so unprepared to deal with the real world? Or is this what education is all about? What about sprouts, do they make anyone feel unwelcome?
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The poor kids would be catatonic if they ever saw such an exotic and extravagant sight, although they can get 'pus at Yo Sushi and probably Wetherspoon.
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What a hardship being served gourmet food must be, would the student in the article have preferred fish fingers and smiley faces?
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slow news day?
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Octopus is bloody nice
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*Breaking News

Guacamole banned by St HIlda's... too many underprivileged students were confusing it with mushy peas.

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Alright can they send me the leftovers? Love those bad boys
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There's something about Calamari.....

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Balliol to ban the words "napkin" and "dinner"....

instead the young folk will be using "serviettes" to keep their "evening meal" away from their tracksuits.
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"Gaudy Nights" to be renamed "Fun With One's Mates Nights"

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sub fusc is also being eased out. too many non-traditional students thought it meant doing something unmentionable with a sandwich ?

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(Original post by the bear)
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/17...s-comfortable/

at last the ivory towers are starting to crumble ( that would be apple crumble, not quince and durian btw )

O tempora, o mores! Senatus haec intellegit. consul videt; hic tamen vivit

to be replaced with....

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/16d...t=401&fit=crop
I wonder if the late Lady Thatcher was served this back in her Somerville days :holmes:
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I wonder if the late Lady Thatcher was served this back in her Somerville days :holmes:
Margaret Roberts was brought up in a grocer's so would have been au fait with exotic foodstuffs.

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Oxford Colleges will no longer allowed the use of the term "Buttery"... instead it will be replaced with "Margery"
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the discriminatory term "Manciple" will henceforward be changed to "Personciple"

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very few of the non-traditional students will have met a Parson.

thus "Parson's Pleasure" is being renamed "Spiritual Advisor's Pleasure"

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I wonder if the late Lady Thatcher was served this back in her Somerville days :holmes:
Remarkably, the Principal of Somerville who has created all this fuss, is also a shopkeeper’s daughter.
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