My housemate Sam is constantly eating other people's food and then will tell me.
One day he eats Rob's food, and then Rob asks in the GC who did it, I don't see the message till much later, and don't answer cus we dont even talk.
Sam (who actually ate his food) tells me weeks later that Rob bought WATERMELON, then rubbed it in RAW CHICKEN. Then told everyone in the house not to eat it because he thinks that I WILL!
Sam's like "hahahahe he must've bought watermelon cus ur black"
I'm not overreacting here but he's trying to kill me right?
I can't even move out till JUNE.
But did you die? If yh then:
mr - check
ar - check
=/= D - check
are you stealing his food? If no then it's not an issue
tell them who is actually stealing the food
rubbing in raw chicken is pretty horrible but probably wouldn't actually kill you, just food poisoning... laxatives or salt are the more usual things
also bear in mind this guy is a liar who presumably told them all you're stealing food, he may be lying now
Oooo, I feel for you, I've had to put up with my fair share of weirdos in student housing (actually still am). For a bit of banter, record Sam saying that he is stealing everyone's food. Then one night when everyone is out/asleep go into the kitchen and steal all the best food. The final step is to put the recording on the GC so everyone gets pissed at Sam. Make sure that Sam is asleep when you do that last part so he can't defend himself.
That way you'll get some good snacks that Sam will have to pay for. : )
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